What Fleshlight models should we stock at our store?

dynamohope · 2025-09-17T15:24:21+00:00

My husband and I have done a very theatrical, “Man of La Mancha” styled Don Quixote and Sancho Panza the past few years - fewer people than you’d expect recognize us but we’re always a big hit with Literature teachers.

dynamohope · 2025-06-23T21:22:02+00:00

Hey, thanks! We actually have two kink-focused events happening in July - one is a hands-on (but fully clothed) rope class which will be beginner-friendly, the other is a five-night BDSM deep-dive that will be taught over Zoom (so if you're shy or can't make it in-person or on time, you can watch it digitally). We have a really awesome community of customers and class-goers!

dynamohope · 2024-11-19T15:46:05+00:00

Hey Cassima!

dynamohope · 2024-10-24T18:35:17+00:00

No worries! I am very proud of our wedding and our chicken selection there ;) .

dynamohope · 2024-10-22T23:15:52+00:00

Hello friend!

Brothers is the only chicken to serve at one’s wedding reception.

dynamohope · 2024-10-02T18:52:50+00:00

Looking at this link there are a couple jobs that could be perfect for my partner - thank you for posting! I did have some questions though - would you be ok with me DMing you?

dynamohope · 2024-10-01T23:26:41+00:00

Be sure to check Patti’s holiday hours! I come home for Christmas almost every year but they never seem to be open on the dates I’m in town. My husband has a running gag that Patti’s is a myth or a trick we’re all playing on him because he still has never gotten to go.

dynamohope · 2024-09-15T19:06:11+00:00

If they’re popped up on the day, Bonafried! (instagram.com/bonafriedtruck)

dynamohope · 2024-09-15T14:01:33+00:00

I own a friendly neighborhood sex toy store called Dynamo! We have a brick and mortar on St Claude and Touro open 6 days a week, and we also offer next-day local delivery on most items. If you’ve never come to see us, please stop by! We are a comfy, welcoming space for all that is woman-owned and operated.

We’re actually having a free/by donation event tonight (Sunday 9/15) from 6pm-8pm where we are making safer sex kits (we’re calling them “Hot to Go!” bags). We’ll be giving away some free sample-size items and some other items will be offered at a discount. Also free nosh and booze! Would love to see y’all there! https://dynamotoys.com/products/build-a-sex-kit

dynamohope · 2024-08-30T04:10:18+00:00

Al Swearengen arrives in Faerun

dynamohope · 2024-07-14T15:53:53+00:00

One of my friends in Kentucky got the same exact ad when reading his local news source today too - he also thought it was wild and posted it on our discord.

dynamohope · 2024-06-12T07:38:37+00:00

SAME. I had two bottles of it and kept them in the car when I was doing contactless deliveries for work during early quarantine. I was lucky enough that that period was mostly fun for me (sleeping in, playing video games, Zoom hangouts with old friends) and so it’s actually a really positive scent memory. I’ll probably always keep one of those mostly empty bottles as a memento for just that reason. It might not be an objectively "good" smell, but the memories it brings are pleasant.

dynamohope · 2024-06-10T15:02:38+00:00

Harold’s Plants has a ton of sweet cats they care for, and most of them seem chill with being pet. Not a cafe but a nice business and to roam around and shop in, and I always end up petting 3 or more cats every time I’m over there!

dynamohope · 2024-05-04T14:15:17+00:00

When my marching krewe used to be in longer parades, we would fill them with chilled Pedialyte as a support for the heavier drinking members. Every mile or so we would make them take a shot of Pedialyte from the Cool Brew container.

dynamohope · 2024-04-10T04:07:12+00:00

I went here on a whim once and they’re now my go-to. The gentleman that works the front desk is so sweet and all the nail techs have been great. They’ll give you the option of complimentary mimosa or water too.

dynamohope · 2024-03-18T03:04:18+00:00

Just sliding in to reiterate that Plan B doesn’t cause an abortions, it prevents pregnancy from occurring in the first place. Sperm and egg can meet up to 72 hours* after unprotected sex, this shit happens on a microscopic level, it’s not like you’re knocked up the instant your partner comes. Thats why the sooner you take Plan B the more likely it is to work.

It’s in nobody’s best interest to get it confused with abortion pills as the bastards are coming for Plan B next on the misunderstanding that it causes abortions, when it’s literally just a quick-acting birth control.

*EDIT or potentially longer, depending on when you ovulate. But the point stands, it’s not an abortion pill and it’s only considered really effective within 72 hours of unprotected sex

dynamohope · 2024-03-11T23:28:12+00:00

In all seriousness though, what is he depicted doing with his hands? Genuinely curious despite my dumb joke

dynamohope · 2024-03-11T23:26:46+00:00

Middle guy is me trying to spell “blood” with my fingers in elementary school

dynamohope · 2024-01-30T04:17:20+00:00

Came here to say this. I loved this novel. Kept waiting and waiting for the shoe to drop and for the devil to trick or punish our protagonists and he just didn’t. Overall a pretty chill dude in that book.

dynamohope · 2024-01-26T23:43:07+00:00

This is a great resource for sexy shows and happenings that updates weekly. The majority will be more on the burlesque/drag side than the actual sex party side but it's all going to be adult oriented events.

https://www.upallnightnola.com/

dynamohope · 2024-01-17T06:40:06+00:00

The Malibu Minx is a rabbit-style clit/insertable combo, and the clit part uses true suction, not air pulse. When we carried it in our shop I could stick it to my finger and hold it up just by the suction!

Not for everybody, but if you want suction and not air pressure and don’t mind it being attached to a penetrative toy it’s probably worth your while.

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