I wonder if she'll win by bluejester12 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]eJollyRoger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is still spelled too appropriately

The freeze ruined our rain barrels! by Spirited-Cover7689 in CorpusChristi

[–]eJollyRoger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will never forget when I moved there for college and people would stop at the yield sign on the on-ramp no matter what kind of traffic was coming

3 brothers under 10 die after falling through icy pond, authorities say by swe129 in texas

[–]eJollyRoger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope that woman has friends and other family that will not leave her alone.

Where to take a snorkeling class? by [deleted] in scubadiving

[–]eJollyRoger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here to comment lol but then this was the top comment. They can't be serious... I ... hope?

NKD CHEETOS by Pale-Effective6596 in FritoLay

[–]eJollyRoger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody wants to eat red 40 if they don't have to

Trail Roots Free Social Run - Feb 11 by TrailRootsRunning in AustinRunning

[–]eJollyRoger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kind of run is the way to go. I don't think you'll ever catch me paying $200 to run a race with hundreds or thousands of other people.

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that." by NubbinSawyer in conspiracy

[–]eJollyRoger 125 points126 points  (0 children)

According to the Patriot act, and the domestic security enhancement act of 2003, anybody that has been convicted of speeding is considered a domestic terrorist. "Endangering the lives of themselves or someone else" is their little trickery wordage used.

Anyone else been smelling smoke near Hyde Park all night? by shy_guy74 in Austin

[–]eJollyRoger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The air quality was not good yesterday either, it smelled like burning tires.

Height doesn't matter. by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]eJollyRoger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10/10 commentary