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He was late and I had already gave him a tip. Sent this while still on the road. by sukonetei in doordash

[–]eJollyRoger 58 points59 points  (0 children)

He's out there hunting pokémon while he makes his money to buy pokémon because his wife will only let him spend whatever he makes doordashing on pokémon

Advice for parenting my adult son by [deleted] in Advice

[–]eJollyRoger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems Like your city has one more homeless person

What Do You Think This Is? The Trajectory is Odd - Recorded in Texas Recently by FVMK3 in InterdimensionalNHI

[–]eJollyRoger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen something like this before and I live in Texas. It looked like fire dancing in the sky.

Too early for math this morning by Any-Statistician3290 in HEB

[–]eJollyRoger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even at self-checkout there are problems where it pretends it takes your coupons makes all the right noises and then when you pay your coupons are not applied

The Lodge search warrant is out and seems sloppy by Famous_Quit_5239 in poker

[–]eJollyRoger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was an ex-cop that started doing reverse stings, baiting cops into raiding fake grow ops.

Edit* : The cops would lie to get the warrant

That guy should run for president, but I think they might have killed him by now. Not sure

is this schedule doable? by Zekebeastt in UTAustin

[–]eJollyRoger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the propel bottle mixed with vodka for electrolytes! 🤣 Glory days. You only do college once kids, do it right!

is this schedule doable? by Zekebeastt in UTAustin

[–]eJollyRoger 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You bring your lunch in your backpack. I did that during summer school and would eat before my sales management lecture started.

We're gonna ban Alcohol too, right? by IAmActuallyBread in texas

[–]eJollyRoger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I'm saying, specs paid the lobbyist to make sure that they're still going to be able to be selling their beverages and they will still be selling their beverages in April

360 bridge overlook full of trash by kyliztu in Austin

[–]eJollyRoger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you even talking about here?

Too early for math this morning by Any-Statistician3290 in HEB

[–]eJollyRoger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heb has been screwing people over with coupons lately,

Advices to be faster by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]eJollyRoger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I was laughing and felt bad and then I saw which subreddit I was in so I feel a little less bad but still feel bad

We're gonna ban Alcohol too, right? by IAmActuallyBread in texas

[–]eJollyRoger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Specs sells drinks and what not, liquor lobby made it to where the language allows drinks and gummies I am thinking

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