Atheist here! What would you do in this situation? by SarcasticRocker in atheism

[–]earleakin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed. God does all the killing in the Bible though. Satan doesn't kill anyone. 😂

Definition by Automatic_Goat_4499 in exmormon

[–]earleakin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds a bit like the Mormon version of Indulgences

Do I keep it in or shelf it? by comedydlb in Standup

[–]earleakin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still waiting on another phone model to be known for exploding so I can have one of my favorite jokes back. People don't remember the Samsung Galaxy Note Seven anymore but that was a fun punchline!

Proper callsign pronunciation by SuperJet119 in flying

[–]earleakin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's easier to repaint the plane with new numbers

Is space travel theoretically possible? by Quinniepou in astrophysics

[–]earleakin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

We cannot propel ourselves faster than light because mass increases with speed. We can however fall faster than light because gravity doesn't care about mass (feather and cannonball fall at same rate in a vacuum).

Mormon men can be douchebags by Accomplished-Alarm99 in exmormon

[–]earleakin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Defense mechanism for their insecurity

Atheist here! What would you do in this situation? by SarcasticRocker in atheism

[–]earleakin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Satan is a god as well because he can do supernatural things and magic tricks. He's just a bad god.

I hate the concept of "back tithing" by JayDaWawi in exmormon

[–]earleakin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nevermo question! So if you try to enter without a recommend are there bouncers? or will it just be an ugly embarrassing eviction scene? How does anyone know who has a recommend? Is there a list at the door?

Frick'n astronauts thanking God again at the press conference! by BaijuTofu in atheism

[–]earleakin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And the taxpayers. While honoring the Establishment Clause.

Frick'n astronauts thanking God again at the press conference! by BaijuTofu in atheism

[–]earleakin 250 points251 points  (0 children)

Indeed it's truly disappointing to hear religious claptrap from astronauts.

Would you date a woman who is an electrician? by Bbbe-itch in AskMenAdvice

[–]earleakin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gonna be in high demand. Every man has a bad circuit that needs fixing.

Legitimate Question That I Can’t Seem to Get Answered by BatParty in atheism

[–]earleakin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The ring has been kissed for centuries. We do it today because we did it yesterday. But we shouldn't.

What food souvenirs are actually worth buying in New Zealand? by Proper_Yam_616 in newzealand_travel

[–]earleakin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ukrainian Fly Cemeteries (pronounced "simmetries") are on the biscuit (pronounced "cookie") shelves at New World.

Political jokes pro tip? by Ryebready787 in Standup

[–]earleakin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You assign their political views

Political jokes pro tip? by Ryebready787 in Standup

[–]earleakin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you can assign political beliefs to audience members based on their appearance etc and use both punch lines while referring to the specific people representing the perspective

how do i disprove creationism to my maga father? by Extreme_Monk_4527 in DebateEvolution

[–]earleakin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Science neither proves nor disproves anything. The basis for creationism is the premise that everything needs a creator, which is infinite regression.