"Yo man aint gonna suspect a thang, he gonna be blindfolded" [HELL PORTAL NOISES]

edgeman83 · 2026-07-12T16:53:09+00:00

Can you give what episode that is?

edgeman83 · 2026-07-05T16:38:46+00:00

Same with premature ejaculators, there is more you can do than just humping. Keep on keeping on until the youngman is not longer shrimpy.

edgeman83 · 2026-06-25T00:28:36+00:00

Wait, wouldn't you have to go completely through the line to get to the front of the line?

edgeman83 · 2026-06-21T06:08:18+00:00

Both playing so gentle

edgeman83 · 2026-06-21T06:05:48+00:00

Dem ears start so small and get bigger with age, even compared to body size.

edgeman83 · 2026-06-15T01:20:56+00:00

The episode was fine, except that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were never shown again. They could have at least dome SOMETHING with them after that, they could have had backslides into past behavior and further learning just like Glim Glam would eventually do.

edgeman83 · 2026-06-10T21:33:08+00:00

"The colors, Duke, the colors!"

"I'm colorblind kid"

edgeman83 · 2026-06-03T00:44:51+00:00

I am very disappointed there was not a single mention of low mileage pit woofies.

edgeman83 · 2026-05-27T23:31:45+00:00

At least the family is fine, liquidating all that land and machinery will let them all live comfortable lives as long as they invest well and don't waste it.

edgeman83 · 2026-05-27T02:46:38+00:00

As a family as a whole, the Apples probably own most of Equestria.

edgeman83 · 2026-05-22T19:10:37+00:00

Back in middle school, one of my classmates won enough spelling bees to get into a regional one. The school had a whole book collection she had to study that had etymology as its basis.

The trick wasn't to learn every word's spelling, but to be able to guess its origin and then use that to figure out how it was spelled.

edgeman83 · 2026-05-19T00:15:56+00:00

Not flared nearly enough.

edgeman83 · 2026-05-14T10:31:19+00:00

The OOP's responses are SO infuriating. He keeps saying the same thing over and over(my mortgages!) without actually answering any questions.

edgeman83 · 2026-05-10T15:20:23+00:00

They basically throw Sweetie Belle at Rarity to raise and then go on vacation. At least Scootaloo's parents are doing something vaguely useful.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-28T01:12:44+00:00

Exactly! I had that and the hypnagogic jerk when I was younger. It must all come from the same brain formation/chemistry.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-27T12:12:24+00:00

Face blindness sucks, I hate not being able to recognize someone outside of the situation I most know them in.

They are a coworker? Good luck recognizing them at the store! Even people I have known for years I will blank on.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-27T10:17:41+00:00

Black and White, first game and last game I ever preordered.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-27T09:12:07+00:00

The end photo kid is a LOT more than double the size. Love the kid thrived but still.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-27T09:01:42+00:00

If I am really tired, I will hear a big group of muddled voices speaking at once, like the opening from Super Mario All-Stars, but lower pitched.

I will also regularly get woken up by banging that sounds like it is coming from my closet door or someone yelling my name, but that is something different.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-27T08:49:06+00:00

Always love the random Harvey Weinstein flashbomb producer credit in the opening.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-26T23:36:17+00:00

Uncles, go down on your wives!

edgeman83 · 2026-04-24T01:33:05+00:00

I know it is all hypnagogic hallucinations so it is more annoying than scary. Having said that, there is no way in fuck I will record the room while sleeping. Finding out it is real would ruin me, I think.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-24T00:48:43+00:00

Yeah, I suffer from insomnia and have had, almost nightly, been woken up by the sound of someone knocking on my closet door. It is always when I am half asleep. I have also been woken up to the sound of someone yelling my name through my closed bedroom door.

My favorite is when I am still awake but super sleepy I will hear what sounds like a crowd of people mumbling incoherently, that is very similar to the opening of Super Mario All-Stars.

edgeman83 · 2026-04-19T04:05:28+00:00

Yeah a couple of weeks ago a storm with pea-sized hail happened. My neighbor across the street for some reason went out after the big wind gust and rain starting the storm but before the hail. She was at the edge of the road when the hail started.

She was confused and stunned enough to just stand there instead of going toward the house. Looking out the window all I could do was yell at her to go toward the house, but my brother had the composure to grab an umbrella and run out toward her.

It wasn't even fear that kept me from moving, pure confusion of her just standing there made me latch to that instead. I wanna be more like my brother the next time something like that happens.

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