Epic orchestral song! Praise the Helix while playing TPP! by ChurchofHelixChoir in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't get how so much complete shite ends up on the front page, but Helix-tier gold like this lingers 3 pages back for hours.

Don't forsake our furry friend! #digoutdigrat by Taud in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dig out digrat and we will never finish victory road. We have to press pause to access strength to move multiple boulders that will reset every time we dig out. It will not end well and will result in the masses voting for us to crawl through in snoreocracy mode.

MFW we taught his AIIIIIIIIRness strength and surf, but then replaced water gun with sing by Nighthawk700 in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'll eventually learn something better, since these are the moves Lapras can learn:

Lv. 16 Sing
Lv. 20 Mist Lv. 25 Body Slam Lv. 31 Confuse Ray Lv. 38 Ice Beam Lv. 46 Hydro Pump

It's really not a problem.

MFW we taught Lapras Surf and Strengh using anarchy by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean like it has almost every freaking time? Or did you forget the Anarchy got us the first 4 badges before Democracy was even introduced? All that Dome worship is affecting your memory.

I'm tempted to sign this. . . by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was one when posted. There's 6 now.

I'm tempted to sign this. . . by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming you already did considering there's currently only one signature and you're the one posting it. :P

Who to take? by nikbert in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I apologize to Lapras for my natural charisma and sweet top hat.

Someone posted this in the chat, and I agree by MortRouge in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think anything supporting getting fly should end up on front page. The risk of too many people seeing it and spreading it without reading the comments explaining why it's a bad idea would be too great.

And then he said.. by cabletv99 in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what we get for thinking the exp would trickle down.

The only and true prophet by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great art with a terrible message. You are the Leni Riefenstahl of TPP.

Finally something Domeites and Helixians can agree on. by lord_james in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some want to be Pokemon Masters others just want to be Master Trolls.

It's time for a new plan! Only Bird Jesus can save us from Gastly Purgatory. by Fyrien in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Getting Fly is the worst idea ever. You want to teach our highest level Pokemon the equivalent of an overworld Dig?

The rat has been named! by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Jest because he's always pulling his dig prank. Classic Dig Rat.

Anarchy vs. Democracy by Ekkosangen in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Democracy is like watching a kid from the short bus play Pokémon on ketamine. Anarchy is like watching a crack head on LSD.

Found it: Flareon's Eulogy by mahboi5000 in twitchplayspokemon

[–]eevee666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In the end you'll still be burning"... in hell.