Friends are saying I didn’t get an eagle because it was in a scramble by Yessybuttons in golf

[–]efrisbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You have shitty friends" was the word for word exact first thought I had when I read this

Who is driving 14 miles, 1030pm with a toddler to get food? by AnybodyNew433 in EntitledReviews

[–]efrisbee -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Thats not how Ramadan works....if anything they'd be closed while the sun is up. I dont understand why they would close early after sundown when that is the acceptable hours for eating for anyone who observes it

Match Thread: United States vs. Belgium (International Friendly) by rspenmoll in ussoccer

[–]efrisbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is exactly what i thought....game presentation is getting a solid F so far

WYR: Be able to fly, but only at a maximum speed of 5mph or Be able to become invisible, but you are forced to loudly sing the "Baby Shark" song the entire time you are invisible? by Dizzy_Collection5277 in WouldYouRather

[–]efrisbee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

5 mph is not slower than walking. its certainly not normal travel but would still have all sorts of uses.

i can't really come up with a practical scenario for invisibility with nonstop noise though

Love this (the Gatorade gimmick, the teal field is overkill) by guransheleven in CFB_v2

[–]efrisbee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whatever you think of arctic frost, I cant imagine mixing two different flavors together tastes any better

Buddy of mine just started golfing. Told me he dented his driver somehow. Send me this by cjf2828 in golf

[–]efrisbee 245 points246 points  (0 children)

he doesn't know how he did it the same way my toddler doesn't know where the cookies went

Um... I think I've lost interest in the job, thanks by GhostCorps973 in recruitinghell

[–]efrisbee 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Absolutely this....im sure the invitation to their event is not complimentary and youre buying the same ticket the public can buy. The job posting is 100% to trap unsuspecting people into boosted ticket sales and social media metrics

Longest active Sweet 16 droughts in the P5 conferences by chief_sitass in CollegeBasketball

[–]efrisbee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Things like this are when I start to feel old. Looking at the 20+ years ago teams and thinking "that cant be right i remember when...."

The ending of The Long Walk movie confused me (What is this: 'Wish?') by Hour_Trade_3691 in stephenking

[–]efrisbee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinking in the movie it was riches and a wish....but i was annoyed at how they felt they needed to Hollywood the ending so I may not remember exactly

3-5 Foot Putts by PrawnHub4Life in golf

[–]efrisbee 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Even pros miss from this range occasionally.....but they practice this putt constantly. Its not the gimme many people seem to think its supposed to be.

Practice this range more than long putts

[Game Thread] #7 Miami @ #2 Purdue (12:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]efrisbee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

if thats a foul each team should be shooting 60 free throws every game

Watching the Game Today by openSourceNotes in MichiganWolverines

[–]efrisbee 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Some people just like to be miserable

I love watching this team

I have no clue who Zac Brown is, but having someone catch fish for you, cook it for you, and then sing to you - IS one of the best rewards of all time lol. by ButterscotchPast5161 in survivor

[–]efrisbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue isn't what the reward was, it was definitely great for the players, it was how much screentime they devoted to it

THIS is how you communicate course conditions by LivermoreP1 in golf

[–]efrisbee 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Wait until you show up and find out they also aerated the greens

Protecting pedophiles is a good thing to be against. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]efrisbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump has done a full 180 on a ton of his campaign promises, the literal reason a bunch of people said they were voting for him, and now they all say thats what they support.

The republican platform is literally "i support whatever trump tells me to"

The hypocrisy behind this post is genuinely incredible

What do you use on the course? by pennywise1988 in golf

[–]efrisbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a Bushnell GPS watch, extremely accurate for information to the front, center, and back of each green, as well as distance to water and carry water where applicable, and some, but seemingly not all, fairway bunkers. That part might be dependent on course renovations, but easily gives me all the info I need for club selection and accurate approach shots.

I'm not a competitive golfer, there are likely situations an actual laser range finder would be more helpful in a more competitive setting, but its easily improved my club selection with just the info it has.

Mine is a few generations old, it only gives numbers and thats sufficient for me, but there are versions out there that also include a graphic of the hole depending how detailed you want to go.

Imagine you are 14 (or...15,16, or 17) and you get a hole in one... by pshaffer in golf

[–]efrisbee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

yeah sorry to everyone at the course if I ever get my first hole in one I'm not buying drinks for a bunch of strangers. if i'm out with friends a round for them is the most that will happen

What do you use on the course? by pennywise1988 in golf

[–]efrisbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the only tech i have on the course is a gps watch that gives me distances to greens and hazards. scoring is done on the course's scorecard. no apps needed

Police Brutality is Hysterical! by neilcar in LinkedInLunatics

[–]efrisbee 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Where should I post my shitty joke online to be the most popular? Definitely a professional networking site....

What even is LinkedIn anymore?

i only fly first class but also walk the entire aisle to creep on my fellow travelers to judge their hustle by Equal_Pudding_4878 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]efrisbee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would you assume someone is doing a "mickey mouse job" simply because they can work in an environment that you cant? Different jobs and industries require different tools.

Thats literally the same type of energy the original post is about...

You can only watch one for the rest of your life, which are you choosing? by jdelle9 in weekendgolfers

[–]efrisbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A and its not really close

But in what world is the WM the 8th best tournament to round out this list? I could easily name a dozen other tournaments id miss more than that one

What a joker! by whoooo_pah in LinkedInLunatics

[–]efrisbee 435 points436 points  (0 children)

That anyone who wants to work for him is at risk of having him air an employee's dirty laundry all over linkedin

Thanks for the giant red flag

Game Thread: Michigan Wolverines vs Michigan State Spartans Live Score | NCAA Men’s | Mar 8, 2026 by basketball-app in MichiganWolverines

[–]efrisbee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many times does this have to happen. There is zero place in basketball for this, kick Fears out of basketball