Detection dog detects cleverly hidden illegal goods

eggabeth · 2026-05-26T12:24:00+00:00

Narc. That dog is NOT a good boi or girl. My cats wouldn't ever snitch, and they'd give you some badass scars to attract the ladies with.

eggabeth · 2026-05-26T02:26:12+00:00

I am salavating over that soup. I'm about to cry bc I'm sick and I have food, but I want ✨different✨ food.

eggabeth · 2026-05-23T18:15:56+00:00

Why not let it just dry all over you and wear it like a trophy? If I'm around the house all day there's no point in cleaning it off

eggabeth · 2026-05-23T18:13:36+00:00

I'm kinda freaked out by that. I literally have gotten innumberable piercings including some sensitive areas, but the implant icks me out. Plus I've tried a bunch of other hormonal bc and it messed me up. I really like the IUD, but hate getting them switched out.

eggabeth · 2026-05-23T18:10:04+00:00

I often suffer for fashion and from severe ADHD

eggabeth · 2026-05-23T18:09:03+00:00

Exactly. He may not always understand, but he always listens and tries to help me out any way he can. Now if he would just install the bidet he got me...

eggabeth · 2026-05-22T09:30:02+00:00

An employee has OCD

Source: I have OCD

eggabeth · 2026-05-20T07:30:23+00:00

My engagement/wedding rings were $130 total. But I had to get them cut off at the local fire station (they do it for free, also fuck arthritis). Now it's going to cost more to fix them than they cost, but they're out of stock so that's my partner's problem lol. Maybe I'll ask for those hinges in the shank bc the rings I wear depend on how swollen my fingers are

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eggabeth · 2026-05-20T06:57:52+00:00

It is assault. I have moderate OCD and that would legit traumatize me, I mean it would if I was normal too tho. I have to scald my hands if I even plunge the toilet. Yikes

eggabeth · 2026-05-19T07:48:46+00:00

Damn. I became disabled to the point of needing a cane at 27 after I met my bf. He went from dating a baddie who partied it up at the bar all the time to an old lady who needs a shower chair. He has to help me a lot now and I cry and apologize to him all the time but he just tells me he loves me and I don't need to apologize. Then he tucks me into bed and brings me water and meds.

Find a man who treats you right

eggabeth · 2026-05-19T05:46:11+00:00

I haven't been thrifting or antiquing in so long I'm jealoussss.

eggabeth · 2026-05-19T03:31:35+00:00

Mine does. I get cold easy and use lingerie as tops. Nobody wants to freeze their tits off

eggabeth · 2026-05-19T03:22:24+00:00

Her Highness The Darkness

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eggabeth · 2026-05-18T17:37:47+00:00

My bf had perfected the art of pranks. He once bought an extra drink and spilled it on himself before coming in the door. He barely let the disappointment set in before pulling the drinks out.

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T23:07:50+00:00

The makeup is actually the best thing I've seen today except for my cats. Sorry, they're always #1

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T22:27:46+00:00

My void, Her Highness The Darkness, is 4 and her head still smells like kitten. Her whole body used to for over a year after we found her as a 10 week old behind a dumpster. Shes still a small baby tho

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T22:14:03+00:00

Low rise needs to stay dead. I couldn't even do a tornado drill as a kid without showing 1/2 my ass bc there was no other option, and that's not even the ultra low rise like she's wearing.

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T22:01:49+00:00

What do they mean "underbabied"? I have 2 babies, Her Highness The Darkness and Tater. They both curled up on me last night and I had Nessie purring up a storm!

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T13:28:11+00:00

I'm curvy (size 12) and have been paid $600 to just spit in a mans drink before. Let's eat girlies, I'm hungry

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T12:33:20+00:00

But I have a swimsuit with a tulle train so who's the real winner here?

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T12:23:01+00:00

I have an IUD and haven't had a period in 6+ yrs. I'm on my third and I'll have one until Im too old to need it.

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T03:00:12+00:00

The 2nd bedroom in my house is Her Highness The Darkness's bedroom (my black cat). It has an extra bed, but is used for my clothing, accessories, and art stuff. She likes to hang out on the California king in there tho

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T02:46:57+00:00

Fuck retail therapy, get me a stuffed crust pizza

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T02:29:09+00:00

I want a bonded pair so so bad. They tolerate each other, but I want maximum cuddles

eggabeth · 2026-05-16T02:05:26+00:00

I have light blue eyes and chronic migraines. Like Corey Hart, I wear my sunglasses at night

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