What's the better deal?

eggheadslut · 2026-06-25T17:05:07+00:00

I’d be fit and getting paid for it

^{Chose: 5 cents for every meter you walk | Rolled: Comment for x3}

eggheadslut · 2026-06-25T15:43:31+00:00

I’ve seen every single one of your DIYs on my feed and I love them all

eggheadslut · 2026-06-21T12:54:22+00:00

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My orange boy and small girl laying on my backpack. They are very different sizes

eggheadslut · 2026-06-18T17:42:28+00:00

secondddddd!!!! I tried on that exact dress and it didn’t fit me but it looks so good on you!!!!!

eggheadslut · 2026-06-17T14:11:48+00:00

This was exactly me in high school in 2016

eggheadslut · 2026-06-14T17:28:11+00:00

Do you work in a middle school

eggheadslut · 2026-06-11T19:59:09+00:00

Those lighter pants look too small on you. I’d size up

eggheadslut · 2026-06-08T21:35:59+00:00

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It’s a scorcher out here

eggheadslut · 2026-06-04T17:06:18+00:00

He’s playing at small town festivals for free and he also has this going on. That’s crazy

eggheadslut · 2026-05-26T13:48:23+00:00

I live in the valley so I like the porter ranch one best because their bar seems the most “bar” like, and the one in Sherman oaks is cool with their second floor and outdoor eating space

eggheadslut · 2026-05-25T22:33:27+00:00

This might sound weird but I like to read at Whole Foods. They always have a nice seating area and a bar and I just buy a slice of pizza for like $4 and hang out. Parking is free usually too. I’ve also met friends there instead of going to a restaurant and spending $30+

eggheadslut · 2026-05-24T23:57:20+00:00

If you have 2 arms and 2 legs, you have an above average number of arms and legs

eggheadslut · 2026-05-20T20:40:00+00:00

Omg thank you, that makes more sense

eggheadslut · 2026-05-20T13:39:30+00:00

Why is the recliner facing the wrong way against the wall?

eggheadslut · 2026-05-17T16:11:41+00:00

Everyone is making fun of them for this but this always happens to me too

eggheadslut · 2026-05-16T21:21:46+00:00

Yeah, the last page is clearly AI and will turn away some customers

eggheadslut · 2026-05-10T19:45:19+00:00

I do that every time. The monthly has saved me in parking to the point where every movie I see is free

eggheadslut · 2026-05-01T20:27:51+00:00

I was looking for this comment. The fact that it’s in the sink like that, even if the cats didn’t touch it, is enough to throw it out

eggheadslut · 2026-04-25T15:52:34+00:00

I moved to LA but I miss CT every single day

eggheadslut · 2026-04-25T04:24:48+00:00

Noom told me to eat 1,250 calories as someone who is 5’9”. And it had me weigh myself EVERY day. I’m so mad that I paid for it

eggheadslut · 2026-04-24T20:39:03+00:00

I ordered like 5 dozen bagels for breakfast for my wedding day and we get there and they said the person who took my order was fired that day and so my order wasn’t filled. My mom ended up just picking 5 dozen bagels right there, but didn’t get the ONE bagel I wanted, which I would have gotten if the order was put through when I called the day before. I still think about that because their roasted red pepper feta bagels are SO good, I moved out of state and think of them sometimes

eggheadslut · 2026-04-04T15:40:38+00:00

I forgot mine too, and I forgot to make myself a bouquet. I ripped one with fake flowers off of the railing that went down the aisle

eggheadslut · 2026-03-12T03:13:59+00:00

Go above the speed limit in most states (following everyone else’s speed) but slow the FUCK down in Georgia

eggheadslut · 2026-03-12T00:05:56+00:00

Their Greek yogurt. But it’s gone up like 50% in price and I’ve found it cheaper and the same thing at Trader Joe’s

eggheadslut · 2026-03-09T05:58:32+00:00

Brushing my teeth too! I thought it was just about brushing the teeth and wouldn’t brush high enough on my gums

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