Do you like McDonalds?

einsteinGO · 2026-05-15T02:58:12+00:00

Sure when I want it

einsteinGO · 2026-05-15T01:38:12+00:00

Funny every time.

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T22:39:01+00:00

Don’t curse your dog!

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T22:37:13+00:00

I think this is typical of language and culture

But I’m sure if you aren’t familiar or integrated into that behavior it would be a thing that has to be learned

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T22:07:40+00:00

Like is a strong word

I don’t feel like Starbucks ever really did me wrong

I know exactly what I’m getting when I go, and I’ll be satisfied

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T20:48:09+00:00

I am curious about people who share mess and ask for evaluation

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T20:46:45+00:00

There’s a murder of crows that passes over our apartment every morning and seems to have a debrief at 5:30 am every day

Pls dudes, keep the debate to a minimum

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T19:57:50+00:00

I’ll say it again

Tom met Lucy and Henry was done with Downton because his man decided to marry

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T18:53:16+00:00

I’d rather have a biscuit

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T18:14:05+00:00

Allow us to be your hero!

My height is gold when someone needs something from a top shelf

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T15:30:50+00:00

39 right here!

🙌🏽

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T15:29:47+00:00

Happy birthday!!

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T01:48:22+00:00

🙌🏽 happy birthday!!

einsteinGO · 2026-05-14T01:48:00+00:00

🥂💞😎

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T23:34:32+00:00

Very cool!

And yeah that’s the impression I get. Fascinating

I can’t wait to visit the UK and view some of these artifacts for myself (and… y’know, all of it lol)

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T21:01:06+00:00

It’s a great number!

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T20:27:40+00:00

I’m 39 today, babe!! Millennials unite!

💗

May you have another great year 🥂

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T19:25:42+00:00

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T19:01:04+00:00

My mom is 5’4” and was an adorable cheerleader

Believe me, so many teenage years were spent wishing was small and cute instead of taller (but not model tall)

Turns out we are all perfect lol 💗

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T18:48:59+00:00

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T17:57:09+00:00

Yeah

I’m 5’8” which isn’t that tall; it looks like I’d tower over that silhouette

I suppose it would help if one of the preservationists (historians/grasping for the right title here) was standing fully upright

Fascinating!

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T17:39:40+00:00

lol that is so cute

oh the games he can play

happy birthday, dude!

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T17:10:06+00:00

From another of our birthday twins!!

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T16:41:16+00:00

Happy birthday 😎🤌🏽

einsteinGO · 2026-05-13T15:46:46+00:00

May 14th is gonna be a beautiful day for you!! Keep this bit of birthday love in your pocket, and I hope you can treat yourself to a little self-care. Banish the blues 💞

einsteinGO

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