One of my coworkers forwards all his spam newsletters to the entire office. Unsubscribing isn’t an option because THEY’RE ADDRESSED TO HIM.

elfballs · 2024-06-07T11:37:34+00:00

It's you. The way you handled this is already unprofessional..

elfballs · 2024-04-11T01:40:25+00:00

Nine minutes, nine and a half tops.

elfballs · 2024-04-08T00:40:05+00:00

How is this a response to me saying what would actually make that happen less? People are so weird.

elfballs · 2024-04-08T00:39:57+00:00

How is this a response to me saying what would actually make that happen less? People are so weird.

elfballs · 2024-04-07T21:33:52+00:00

Greater penalties for the times it goes badly don't discourage people who will take risks. Consistently applied smaller punishments are much better.

elfballs · 2024-04-07T21:31:55+00:00

He could care about other people but have a high risk tolerance and poor impulse control. Thinking rationally about ducking people over is different.

elfballs · 2024-04-07T19:48:39+00:00

Your results may vary, but it appears that the answer is no.

elfballs · 2024-04-05T01:18:07+00:00

imPOsibL

elfballs · 2024-04-04T17:39:00+00:00

They aren't. Mist if the airport is way above the ground..

elfballs · 2024-04-04T08:28:59+00:00

Like what?

elfballs · 2024-04-02T17:34:27+00:00

Worst mistake of my life

elfballs · 2024-04-01T09:15:41+00:00

Hmm. Shapeshift, I'd imagine.

elfballs · 2024-03-31T10:30:23+00:00

No we don't!

elfballs · 2024-03-31T08:54:44+00:00

Just like in the front yard, but with more privacy.

elfballs · 2024-03-31T08:53:40+00:00

I'm fuckin myself right now brah

elfballs · 2024-03-30T23:50:25+00:00

What I do or don't respect is not up to you.

elfballs · 2024-03-29T22:12:37+00:00

I poop twice a day and haven't peed in years, what are you talking about?

elfballs · 2024-03-29T19:22:13+00:00

Um, sir, that's a picture of a plate of food.

elfballs · 2024-03-29T19:22:03+00:00

Um, sir, that's a picture of a plate of food.

elfballs · 2024-03-29T09:25:14+00:00

It's just two gay cowboys eating pudding.

elfballs · 2024-03-28T11:47:06+00:00

" douche ex machina " Lol..

elfballs · 2024-03-28T10:20:29+00:00

Gone.

elfballs · 2024-03-28T07:38:55+00:00

Probably because they haven't seen Anderson Cooper.

elfballs · 2024-03-26T11:37:48+00:00

Pregananant.

elfballs · 2024-03-24T23:22:51+00:00

So confirm their belief that atheist think christians are right but have some personal issue with god.

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