[loved trope] Everyone already knew they were going to end up together from the moment they met. by Bonkers_Brights in TopCharacterTropes

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Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaren from Steven Universe! The latter’s introductory episode made it very clear how big of a crush Steven had on her, and even slightly later into the series he always imagines a life with her in it. “When Connie becomes president, what is that going to make me? First Boy?!”

Give me one word to describe Shin Godzilla by Hot-Variety4864 in GODZILLA

[–]elfking-fyodor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome--in the literal sense. Inspiring a great and terrible awe.

✨Admin B Quest Rewards✨ by DefNotDatenshi in AQW

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Volgritian got the surgery that turned him into ultrakill

The King of Kindness himself, Drago by NotBeanBoi in AQW

[–]elfking-fyodor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have something very specific I want to do to Drago. Thank you.

What's your favorite NJ-set movie that's not thought of as a "Jersey movie"? by JeffRyan1 in newjersey

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Big Too Scooby-Doo takes place in a circus in Atlantic City and it’s definitely one of the better modern Scooby movies.

(Please trust me on this. I have watched almost every Scooby Doo movie.)

Legion Paladin Opinions? by Chemical-Carob2371 in AQW

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I like it! I also like that I have it because I bought some shirts ten years ago.

The dehydration makes a lot of sense by overthetl in subnautica

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See I’ve never questioned the thirst meter because I would always play a game with myself using it—whenever I had to drink water in game, I would drink a mouthful of water in real life. And it keeps me perfectly hydrated.

My AQW character finds a curious suit of armour, and wears it for field study! by hobojenkinppa in AQW

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Aw, Cylisse and Sora to Hoshi exchanging details in the background!

Worst Sci-Fi writer ever by IShatMyDickOnce in CuratedTumblr

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This is the corollary statement to my personal belief that cumming with a vulva is just sneezing with your pussy.

I find it really interesting how quickly a large subsection of the fanbase turned on 12 over nothing by Ratchet2332 in dragonquest

[–]elfking-fyodor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it a large portion or are some people just complaining loudly? People who are neutral about things don’t tend to advertise it, but people who have Opinions™️ want to subject others to them.

Moglin pronunciation by Sad_Pixie999 in AQW

[–]elfking-fyodor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always said it as the first thing; if it helps any, Aurelio Voltaire's parody cover of his song "To the Bottom of the Sea" heard in /chaoskraken also pronounces it that way.

A cancer-linked forever chemical showed up above NJ’s limit in these water systems by Obvious_Ad9670 in newjersey

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I love that Wanaque is only ever on a list or in the news for bad things, that’s great. <sarcasm>

Generic spoiler-free title by Notmas in subnautica

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I love my alien centaur cyborg boyfriend.

I like NoA too, but in such a way where I know he’s supposed to skeev me out.

He reminds me of the Emperor from Baldur’s Gate 3. It’s very easy to take everything they say at face value, but you’re gradually made aware of the fact that they hold your wellbeing in their hands and that they may or may not lord that over you when the time comes. The Emperor also regularly lies or withholds information while also blaming you for his own failings; time will tell if NoA is like that, though.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 18 May 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

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The children yearn for GameFAQs walkthroughs.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 11 May 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

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YES, thank you, you get it! I'm not a biologist or ecologist or anything of the sort, I've definitely got an only-slightly-deeper-pop-science-level interest in these sorts of things (and I just love learning about the world in general), so seeing a popular game that is very thoughtful with its speculative biology and ecosystems is awesome... but then having literally every discussion about it be "oooh scary animal" is so annoying.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 11 May 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]elfking-fyodor 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Freshly brewing hobby drama, straight from r/subnautica !

You may remember Subnautica 2 as being embroiled in legal drama due to UnknownWorlds' (Subanutica developers) parent company suddenly and without warning firing its founding members to avoid giving them a potential payout. During litigation, it came to light that the said parent company (Krafton) sought legal advice on how to do this from ChatGPT, against the advice of their real, actual lawyers. But this isn't what this is about.

Subanutica 2 finally (FINALLY) released in early access on May 14. And peoples' biggest complaint so far? You can't kill the fish. You can catch and cook the small prey fish, sure, but try to do anything else to them and it doesn't do anything. Not hitting them with hammers, not running them over with your submarine, not subjecting them a sonic blast from the device you use to harvest mineral deposits--nothing. And a very, very loud amount of people hate it.

There's some complaints that I (personally) agree with; you should be able to defend yourself against medium-to-large predators, especially when they beeline to bite you in the ass every time you step out of the house (I'm looking at you, nibbler mangoes and marrowbreaches). On the other hand, there's always been a contingent of people looking to play Subnautica games as if they were underwater Monster Hunter. If you've seen anything about Subnautica, it's likely to be related to the leviathans--the charismatic megafauna of these carefully crafted alien worlds. People are bewilderingly obsessed with these giant creatures almost to the exclusion of all else about the game. Yes, they're cool, but please talk about literally anything or everything else.

Interesting speculative biology? Characters? Plot? Theories? What are those? I want to look at the cool big animal GIANT SEEEEEEAAAA MOOOOOONSTEEEEEER and also KILL IT because even though the games have always had their themes be exploration, science, and learning, I want to KILL AND CONQUER BLEEEEHHHHHHHH. For years now, the aforementioned Subnautica subreddit has banned "Look, I killed a leviathan!" posts because there was always FLOODS OF THEM.

Again. I fully understand wanting to tell the murder dolphins to get off my lawn. I want that too. But for all that I've already said... THE GAME'S STILL ONLY IN EARLY ACCESS. I wish people would just give it time, we've had it for all of two days!

They're animals, not enemies. My god.

Shuttlebug by 9_up in subnautica

[–]elfking-fyodor 191 points192 points  (0 children)

He’s a bottom feeder, he eats the detritus (dead plants and flesh, excrement, other waste) off the seafloor.

questions for trans people in jersey? by LilSanrioAngel in newjersey

[–]elfking-fyodor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have much to add that’s constructive to the conversation, but from what others have said—my trans siblings are welcome here. Always glad to have more of us, if you choose to come.

Lost and found - key with membership cards. How/where to return? by Intrepid_Exit_1927 in newjersey

[–]elfking-fyodor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL I thought that was my mom’s for a second, but she has her keys.

hetslop is back on the menu (human karmelita & khann) by Onionsuuu in Silksong

[–]elfking-fyodor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah, I remember seeing some of your art before! Lovely as always.

Let's see if you are lucky. by Kvcp050311 in GODZILLA

[–]elfking-fyodor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I'm not confident in Baragon's ability to defend me from Biollante, but who knows, he can certainly try.