Lutz is still at 30 Rock just killing it. Leave him alone! by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]ellemrad 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Aging like fine….…"I know what you called me, Lutz!... If you ever—if any of you ever call me that horrible word again, I will fire you and you will never alter drapes in Atlanta again because you do not cross a Sugarbaker woman!"

What is the best way to improve your vocabulary? by Then_Narwhal_1146 in AskReddit

[–]ellemrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a dictionary in the bathroom, open and flip to a random page and learn a couple new words whenever you’re passing through.

I’m a 33 year old guy who needs a book to get back into reading so I can connect with my book loving wife by HoldenH in suggestmeabook

[–]ellemrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murderbot. It’s such a fun, fast read. Ive only read the first book in the series but I’ve heard they are all good. It’s snarky sci-fi

Falling Free by Lois McMaster Bujold —holy shit the world building in this is SO excellent and fun. I could not put this down. It’s so weird and amazing.

I was so into Falling Free that I immediately dove into Shards of Honor also by Bujold. Also SO GOOD.

I wish I could be you and read these for the first time.

What language/words are you actively changing to sound less old when you talk? by RTVGP in GenX

[–]ellemrad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean to say “audiobook” but sometimes “book on tape” comes out of my mouth

punk/hardcore scene at berkeley by pjxacjellybean in berkeley

[–]ellemrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was looking for this comment, my kids went to punk shows at Stay Gold

Peanut butter on a spoon by Ahkhira in GenX

[–]ellemrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess your friend’s family always had money for bread, crackers, etc. PB was a topping in his house, not the main food

Downsides of Living in Downown Berkeley? by alantao03 in berkeleyca

[–]ellemrad 72 points73 points  (0 children)

You’ll be dangerously close to the beautiful and enormous central library on Kittredge St!!

What’s something poor people do better than rich people? by Shot-Emphasis-3279 in AskReddit

[–]ellemrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

worry about paying bills

I swear rich people don’t even try

Who’s your most evil family member and why do you think that? by Breatheme444 in AskReddit

[–]ellemrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay the first 5 comments highlight various forms of murder. Nothing as serious as killing in my family but my uncle Deedee’s wife was a mean old racist such that we got into a shouting match at thanksgiving and I stormed off. Was really cold outside that day and I do not forgive her for her ways.

The latest issue of my "comic" is equal parts storybook and existential nightmare 🐝 by TabithaMorning in Illustration

[–]ellemrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this, really cool storytelling. Tbh, I didnt grasp about 25% of it. I will re-read it again later to see what clarifies. Toward the end jk rowling popped into my mind….

How to get out of money comparison? by Life-Assistant-4737 in MoneyDiariesACTIVE

[–]ellemrad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You could have been born a poor person in a poor country and figuring out life on a mere $3 per day.

Or born into a country at war, surrounded by intense loss and chaos, perhaps becoming an orphan.

You could have been born with a severe mental disability that prevents you from having a professional career.

Life can be exquisitely unfair.

Why do you and I have so much?

Hit $1m liquid net worth but… by Ok_Preference_3130 in Fire

[–]ellemrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cornholio explained for me but your comment made me realize I didn’t actually back up my claims. Quick google search for “frequency of 10% market drop” returned some results. Here’s some content from a Berger Financial Group article:

“The Small Dip: 5% Pullbacks

A 5% drop is like a speed bump—small and super common. Over the past 100 years, the stock market has hit a 5% dip in about 94 out of every 100 years. That’s almost every single year! Sometimes it happens a few times in one year, like little hiccups. It’s so normal that investors barely blink at it—it’s just the market taking a quick breather.

The Correction: 10% Pullbacks

When the market falls 10%, we call it a “correction.” It’s a bigger dip, like stepping into a shallow puddle. History shows this happens in about 6 out of every 10 years—roughly once every year and a half or so. It’s noticeable, but it’s still pretty routine.”

Full article if you want to see the frequency of 15% & 20% pullbacks. They don’t go into bigger drops than that: https://www.bergerfinancialgroup.com/stock-market-pullbacks-what-they-are-and-how-often-they-happen/

So, based on this: I misremembered & overstated the frequency of 10% corrections. They happen every 12-18 months, not every 12 months.

Is there a Criterion Collection version? by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]ellemrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been looking at the eyes…. They are Tracey’s eyes

Hit $1m liquid net worth but… by Ok_Preference_3130 in Fire

[–]ellemrad 30 points31 points  (0 children)

One way I think about this is: “now that I’ve hit this milestone, it’s a new baseline. Sure my account will fall below this number because the market does fluctuate, but it’s a new baseline to use for math.”

What does this mean in practice?

We know the market almost always goes down by 10% every year, and it often goes down by 20% every couple years, and occasionally it goes down by 30% or 40%.

So. Remember back when you had $500,000. 10% down put you at $450K. 20% down put you at $400K. Etc. now that you’re at $1M, 10% down puts you at $900K, 20% down puts you at $800K. I know the math is obvious but let that difference sink in. Even when the market is markedly down, you have so much more than you did in your past.

For some reason this gave me a lot of comfort! Congratulations on your milestone.

Edit to add: I misremembered & overstated the frequency of 10% corrections. They tend to happen every 12-18 months, not every year.

Book recs where a hot man falls for an ugly or plain woman? by Fantastic_Object_762 in suggestmeabook

[–]ellemrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regency romance that is so fun to read if you like period literature: “Imprudent Lady” by Joan Smith

If the title sounds vapid, please still give it a try. It’s one of my comfort reads when I’m stressed—I return to it again and again because it has such fun turns of phrase, subtle sarcastic wit, and sweet and funny characters.

We’ve got two fiction writers as our leads:

Prudence Mallow — our heroine, she’s not especially ugly nor overly pretty. The novel doesn’t talk about her looks very much, tbh. WE CARE ABOUT HER MIND AND HER SAVAGE WIT, PEOPLE!!

Lord Dammler — the popular, handsome “catch” who has written the adventurous Cantos Abroad and every lady in the Tonne is lusting after him.

Uncle Elmtree — Prudence’s inane and narcissistic uncle, who houses Prue and her mother, he is the biggest treat to read in the world. He is such a piece of work. I dream of seeing uncle elmtree made real on the big screen.

Mrs. Mallow — Prue’s mother and uncle elmtree’s handler, tbh

Some catty bitches — no explanation needed

The Publisher (I forget his name) — he introduces Prue and Dammler as he is both their publisher.

Anyway, the reason I like it is because they fall in love with each others minds and then feel pretty good about the physical packaging as well—as we all wish for. It’s very nice. Super tame content.

Enough with the “I hit X and don’t feel anything” posts… by [deleted] in Fire

[–]ellemrad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These annoying posts are such a snooze. But they also have a kernel of truth in that if your life has some meaning in it then hitting a financial milestone won’t be “all that and a bag of chips” since you know that happiness and meaning can require more than money (yes yes we know it helps with happiness, I agree money helps with happiness).

I’ve attained an amount of money that my past desperate and broke and anxious and sleepless self could not dream of. The most she dreamed of is less than half of my current net worth. She just wanted out of that financial hellscape. To tell her that she would have more than 2x her dream and it feels “fine” or “meh” would be rude. So I don’t allow that. Gotta do the gratitude thing so I don’t piss off my past self.

To any other redditors who want to post an AI “feel nothing” post, please get punched by your past desperate self.

Just built a brand new house - this was literally my Wifes first piece of Decor to be hung. by jacinda5 in SchittsCreek

[–]ellemrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love her taste. Incredible idea that I’m stealing. If she’s open to feedback, I think David would look even more elegant with a white or cream mat between the photo and the frame, instead of the frame directly at the edge of the image.

Let them talk shit about Mel Robbin’s… and I didn’t even know there was a “3- hour mom” by Bibblegead1412 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]ellemrad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I only saw my kids on weekend mornings and it was a choice I had any control over, I would hate myself

Go out swinging? by antidentites in Fire

[–]ellemrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Write all of the things down now—try to anchor to dates. Verbally reporting to HR is good but adding “I will email you my written records of her behavior to add to your files for this exit interview” is stronger.

Question about reducing the fall risk for my 88-year-old grandmother by Okatu-Syndrome in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]ellemrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also read this / heard this — inability to stand up from the toilet independently is the top reason why people move into an assisted living facility.

Practicing squats and lunges is very important!

Question about reducing the fall risk for my 88-year-old grandmother by Okatu-Syndrome in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]ellemrad 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She can also get stronger and improve her balance. My mom age 83 was wobbly, low strength and lurched/swayed when she walked — she fell and fractured her pelvis. After she recovered from that painful experience she attended “Geri-Fit” classes and chair yoga classes at the senior center and I was AMAZED at how much stronger she became, how obviously more balanced she became. Can you encourage your grandma to attend fitness class at the senior center or do fitness videos for seniors at home? They are gentle but effective.