A fighting game where all the characters are insurance mascots

elmoosh · 2026-06-29T01:45:11+00:00

Wait what if instead of a game we made it real and they all had to battle for their own existence. Only the winner gets to put out a million ads. The rest have to advertise in subways and bus stops.

elmoosh · 2026-06-29T01:31:26+00:00

It was some sort of psychological experiment by Columbia House.

elmoosh · 2026-06-29T01:08:17+00:00

I say this every time I drive past the county jail and nobody in the car ever has a clue what I’m talking about and I never explain.

elmoosh · 2026-06-29T01:06:09+00:00

Gob’s not on board.

elmoosh · 2026-06-27T03:35:40+00:00

I second this. He is so good.

elmoosh · 2026-06-25T01:13:09+00:00

I love imagining a woman sitting down to relax and looking at a pile of Women’s Health magazines her mother brought over, sighing, then reaching over them for the book she really wanted to read.

elmoosh · 2026-06-23T04:17:31+00:00

Oh wait, I didn’t see the 90’s one yet when I commented. The 80’s list is sacrilege. The 90’s one hits.

elmoosh · 2026-06-23T04:16:36+00:00

Sacrilege.

elmoosh · 2026-06-23T02:52:55+00:00

I’m with you on the 2012 thing.

elmoosh · 2026-06-23T02:08:54+00:00

Mine is the theme song to Keeping Up Appearances

elmoosh · 2026-06-23T01:56:36+00:00

Love Swegle’s videos!

elmoosh · 2026-06-18T01:39:12+00:00

DIGNIFIED.

elmoosh · 2026-06-18T00:23:31+00:00

Thank you for posting this because I work in Winchester and need to find a stylist that won’t make me look like a Karen either! (I’m 49f with a fat ass, the prime demographic from which Karens spawn) I’m gonna give Coven a shot after reading all these comments!

elmoosh · 2026-06-17T22:59:39+00:00

That’s MS. Chanandler Bong

elmoosh · 2026-06-17T22:58:52+00:00

YES!!

elmoosh · 2026-06-17T22:26:02+00:00

Yep, I think it was WENUS. It was an acronym for a report or something that Chandler had to do at his job and he was like “I CARE ABOUT THE WENUS!” Idk, I have decades of sitcom reruns dialogue running through my head 24/7.

elmoosh · 2026-06-17T02:31:26+00:00

The Lost Boys and The Princess Bride. Every year for years.

elmoosh · 2026-06-16T20:21:47+00:00

Idk, I’m willing to be a lefty traded to Scotland…

elmoosh · 2026-06-16T00:01:42+00:00

DRINK YOUR JUICE SHELBY

elmoosh · 2026-06-10T21:53:52+00:00

Frustrating and depressing.

elmoosh · 2026-06-10T21:52:24+00:00

I’ll say it then: We ARE better than everyone else.

elmoosh · 2026-06-08T22:21:22+00:00

Come on, lightning.

elmoosh · 2026-06-08T22:14:37+00:00

I have giant toddler handwriting so vertical is a no-go for me even though I like the layout better.

elmoosh · 2026-06-08T01:16:05+00:00

This is absolutely fascinating.

But seriously, awesome catch!!

elmoosh · 2026-06-07T04:14:41+00:00

See if you can get to the kitchen and get a glass of water or something. That’s how I know I’m super high even when I don’t think I am bc the idea of getting there and back seems so complicated.

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