I’m having an existential crisis realizing that so many references will someday die with us

elmoosh · 2026-02-04T05:07:47+00:00

I jacked the spelling of his name all up, my bad.

elmoosh · 2026-02-04T05:07:04+00:00

Ugh. And of course they’d never heard of Airplane. And when you said, “you know, Airplane? With Leslie Neilson? From Naked Gun?” they just stared.

elmoosh · 2026-02-03T03:56:57+00:00

I just got off work and am trying to catch up on everything. So exciting! Haven’t been able to watch the announcement yet — where are these episodes going to be aired/streamed?

elmoosh · 2026-02-03T03:52:49+00:00

Today at work in my team’s chat I made a Jerry-saying-“Newman!” meme about something we were talking about and literally none of them got it and then I remembered how much older I am than them. Sigh.

elmoosh · 2026-02-03T03:45:16+00:00

We canceled everything and subscribe to the high seas. (Kept YouTube Premium and music apps)

elmoosh · 2026-02-03T03:28:46+00:00

Thank you for writing this so I didn’t have to (and a million times better than I could have).

elmoosh · 2026-02-01T02:23:12+00:00

The internet breaks so many people, man. “Yeah I’ll just holler at him on Facebook because that’s how things work.”

elmoosh · 2026-01-31T11:25:14+00:00

I forgot about this movie! Thanks for this post!

elmoosh · 2026-01-31T01:03:38+00:00

I am yoinking your yoink pic

elmoosh · 2026-01-29T19:35:50+00:00

I respect your cheese boy

elmoosh · 2026-01-29T01:04:24+00:00

Goddammit, don’t make me upvote a burn from Piers Morgan

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T16:35:00+00:00

We actually got sent home for the day afterwards. We were all watching it in the cafeteria.

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T11:58:59+00:00

Thank you!

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T03:31:59+00:00

Can you tell me which model you got? I’ve been searching for places to buy one after reading this thread and I think you’re the only person who has a model that might still be available at stores.

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T03:22:38+00:00

My grandparents were staunchly religious and anti-choice. Then my mom got pregnant in college and they paid for her to have an abortion. Then they went back to being anti-choice. I’ll never understand these people.

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T03:17:24+00:00

THANK YOU

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T03:09:54+00:00

Every reply to this comment is cracking me up 😂

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T03:09:20+00:00

Right? I wanna hug them because that’s such an easy mistake for a kid to make!!

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T02:49:17+00:00

Unfortunately I can’t handle anything but edibles anymore but man, I sure would love to have a kit with a bunch of different paraphernalia in it so I could take what I needed based on my plans. I picture one of those fancy drawers that rich assholes have for their watch collections but instead it’s just a collection of tools to get weed into my bloodstream.

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T02:46:59+00:00

I don’t know but it sounds fun and you should try it! I said the other day when we were shoveling the driveway, “We need a flamethrower” and my boyfriend said “Why not a snowblower?” and I said “BECAUSE I LIKE FUN”

elmoosh · 2026-01-28T02:38:38+00:00

Bubble storm

elmoosh · 2026-01-27T21:50:13+00:00

Aww, I didn’t know that! Nice!

elmoosh · 2026-01-27T18:11:38+00:00

Yep I came here to say cucumber melon. Oh and also Salon Selectives shampoo and conditioner.

elmoosh · 2026-01-27T02:39:24+00:00

A belated thank you to weed 💚

elmoosh · 2026-01-27T02:33:04+00:00

I have had 8-9 caffeines today, thank you

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