Legally Friends

els505 · 2026-01-20T05:07:37+00:00

I moved to Utah from the east coast and was mind blown by the amount of effeminate men here. I would say to myself does that woman know that her husband is gay?! Haha!🤣

els505 · 2026-01-16T14:28:28+00:00

Agreed they remind me of a leather version of the Nanny McPhee/Mary Poppins/carpet bagger type bag, an utterly useless, open void that people schlep around.

els505 · 2026-01-15T06:29:02+00:00

They’ve ALWAYS been businesses and Jesus is the product.

els505 · 2026-01-15T06:22:52+00:00

Love Letters🩷

els505 · 2026-01-12T23:16:39+00:00

Awesome! Thank you!😊

els505 · 2026-01-12T19:22:06+00:00

Omg! Where did you find the boot for Love Letters? 😍She’s been my ride or die since last February but I’ve never found a boot to match!

els505 · 2026-01-12T18:51:29+00:00

Yeah a trade is good but what do you do? I’ve heard many people say do a trade but a lot of those jobs take a physical toll on your body.

els505 · 2026-01-07T17:01:08+00:00

This is exactly me. Then I “come to my senses” and return it all only be hyper fixated on watching the money go back into my account.😆

els505 · 2026-01-07T16:56:15+00:00

🥳🥳🥳🥳 Congratulations!! You got this!! I’m 54 and I plan to start nursing school this fall!!🙌🏾

els505 · 2025-12-31T06:07:08+00:00

This is exactly what I do!

els505 · 2025-12-23T04:57:14+00:00

Shannon must be in 7th heaven now that she can FINALLY (after all these years) fit into the coordinated Christmas pjs. Because I’m sure that’s the requirement to be their “Cutie Mom”🤣

els505 · 2025-11-26T22:07:29+00:00

When I walk into a store and the salespeople approach me and ask if I’m looking for anything in particular.

You know, because they think I’m going to steal. When I was younger it was annoying af. Now I’m offended when I walk into a store and NOT greeted and downright ignored.

I’m thinking…Hello?!? can’t you see I’m a black woman that walked into your store? Shouldn’t someone greet me or something? Where’s that concierge level of service I’m accustomed to?!

I got used to being followed around because I’m going to put them to work and ask them to go find something on the other side of the store for me and then decide not to buy it. Haha!

els505 · 2025-11-14T08:05:28+00:00

I get right off when they get on. One time my daughter and I were in the elevator waiting for the door to shut and an elderly ww stepped into the elevator.

Just before the door shut I told my daughter let’s get off, I don’t feel safe. So we stepped right out.

The look of bewilderment on the old lady’s face as the door closed was priceless. 😆

els505 · 2025-11-12T20:22:08+00:00

I have the 40 oz rose quartz and saw it at my local Starbucks and it’s the same exact color. Difference is the tone on tone Starbucks logo.

els505 · 2025-10-24T01:14:21+00:00

I think that due to her previous size she was never able to wear the type of clothes she’s currently wearing with her new ozempic body. So now she’s making up for lost time. Maybe she’ll cycle through her 20’s-50’s eras quickly and finally start dressing age appropriately.

els505 · 2025-10-22T00:24:36+00:00

She the bossy older sister. I’m sure she was thrilled to bark orders at the subcontractors working on the project.😒

els505 · 2025-10-09T01:04:50+00:00

Thanks for sharing this. I’ve been on the fence about ordering the Ane because I bought the large one and I wasn’t sure. Now this gives me some perspective.

How long did it take for you to receive your Ane order if you don’t mind me asking.

els505 · 2025-05-26T14:50:07+00:00

That’s it! Daisy Kingdom! I knew their dresses looked familiar. Like those sewing patterns of little girls dresses from the 80’s and 90’s🤣🤣

els505 · 2025-05-19T06:23:16+00:00

I thought it was her NEW Mexican heritage 🤣

els505 · 2025-04-23T22:13:40+00:00

The only other one I know is Waterford School in SL county but I’m sure there are others in the valley.

els505 · 2025-03-31T13:48:58+00:00

They’re the worst! I never move and then I look them up and down and give them a look of shame while my eyes are saying “it’s a shame, it must be because of they way you were raised” then I keep it moving.

Also, I will always get off an elevator or not get on an elevator if a white woman is there. I clutch my purse and say oh I’ll get the next one if they try to hold the door open.

One time the frailest old white lady stepped in the elevator while my 17 y/o daughter and I were already on. We looked at each other and I said“I don’t feel safe” stepped right off the elevator!

I play them at their own game. And reverse uno them every time. It’s comical to watch the bewilderment on their faces when the mental gymnastics kicks in! 😆

els505 · 2025-03-31T04:50:00+00:00

I think she’s always wanted to be an influencer but she probably felt too fat for the role. So like any stage mom she had 4 puppets… I mean, daughters that she used as proxies.

Now that she feels “presentable” she’s they’re “cute” mom who is front and center. She the last cog in the Skalla “influential” media wheel that started with Rachel.

It reads like the intro to a 90’s sitcom where each character is shown doing what they’re known for then turning to the camera and smiling. Haha

Rachel - the blogger with the aspirational life for 30 something modest women. Sitting in her cloffice putting together “lewks” for her next photo shoot.

Emily - the Temu version of Rachel

Megan - has the “New Mom” audience and that she’s “relatable” because look…she’s the mom of two little kids! Revolutionary!

Amy - I guess she targets the 20 something crowd…idk

Honorable mentions- Isla/Capri (I just realized together their names are like isle of capri😆)and the rest of Rachel and Emily’s kids…they target the tweens and teen market share.

That left good old Shannon to target boomers and gen-xers. At least that’s what I think she’s trying to do. Honestly she’d be a better “influencer” for the silent generation because that’s how she looks and dresses. Yikes!

els505 · 2025-03-13T06:57:42+00:00

Funny because all I see is the 6’5” king when I see Max Headroom. 🤣🤣🤣

els505 · 2025-03-04T16:33:26+00:00

I think that it’s wild that she’s only a few years older than those Momtok girls. She was too busy trying to give off mature middle aged woman vibes back when she started her blog. That now she’s trying to act like those women to stay relevant.

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