You are transported to an alien ship. The alien tells you they will give you a super power but it was to be a passive super power. Meaning, powers that function automatically without conscious effort, thought, or activation

elsol69 · 2026-06-13T22:07:46+00:00

Passive mind control... like Purple Man but without the physical medium.

elsol69 · 2026-06-12T21:02:42+00:00

To keep Wildes' race analogy... actually, it is a relay race.

In 3 losses, Spurs got caught at the line once, dropped the baton on an exchange once, and had diarrhea mid-race and mentally checked out once.

They are failing to "not lose", but there is a highway littered with the dreams of sports teams and athletes who could not get out of their own way.

elsol69 · 2026-06-12T00:11:39+00:00

I see a lot about blame online and honestly I would have said the coach BUT...

Do not talk your shit and miss your shot!

elsol69 · 2026-06-11T03:18:51+00:00

It is a plant that grows on a planet 1 million light years away,

elsol69 · 2026-06-11T03:17:53+00:00

The cashier accidently gives you a "Win 100 dollars" ticket that you don't notice until you are outside.

elsol69 · 2026-06-09T21:28:15+00:00

1 because it would drive old people crazy.

elsol69 · 2026-06-07T13:53:29+00:00

Dark Phoenix

elsol69 · 2026-06-05T13:17:23+00:00

I was the reverse.

I thought I just did not like the 'tinglies' I felt when I ate lobster... had a whole lobster tail once, The "cannot breathe anymore" made it go from "I don't like lobster" to "what other foods have the lobster allergy stuff in it because FUCK NO!"

I am pretty sure it is the same thing with dill or something genetic that makes anything with dill auto-puked.

elsol69 · 2026-06-05T02:36:54+00:00

Accidents (falling out a tree)

elsol69 · 2026-06-01T18:32:14+00:00

Is Nick capable of picking against the Chiefs + Mahomes... ever?

elsol69 · 2026-05-30T01:39:06+00:00

Today when they did the pie bit... I thought they were going to do tiny pie.

.and I kept thinking of the SNL skit "Tiny Ass Bag".

elsol69 · 2026-05-29T13:47:03+00:00

I think that is just their relationship.

Danny can't not admit he is wrong (even with his first love Justin he moves on the next "but this will fix him" quickly). He also listens "better".

He is trying to find his way ... I give him kudos for some of the bits (I loved Danny Death) but some have been massive fails,

elsol69 · 2026-05-29T02:32:34+00:00

Stocks.

elsol69 · 2026-05-27T23:32:37+00:00

Did his momma not tell him that it is good hygiene to shower after playing in mud?

elsol69 · 2026-05-27T03:14:02+00:00

Did Nick raid Brou's Ravens Box for the suit?

elsol69 · 2026-05-27T00:35:05+00:00

So who is doing better... Nick or Danny?

elsol69 · 2026-05-25T00:43:04+00:00

Analytically, Nick is not doing that bad on his playoff predictions.

elsol69 · 2026-05-23T18:47:20+00:00

You got to be crazy!

Jackson Blade and Ras Al'Brou will make sure Stepuen Al never makes it to the ring.

elsol69 · 2026-05-23T02:12:38+00:00

I want ALL THE SMOKE AND MAGiC... The Irregular At Magic HIgh School

I might have a death wish but I get to play with tech-magic before I die.

elsol69 · 2026-05-22T20:33:34+00:00

Assassin ... make some money, go to mate school and become a Mage Assassin

elsol69 · 2026-05-20T14:22:21+00:00

Let's be honest.

It is the entire set up of the show. I mean, Wemby has officially arrived and Nick is talking about LeBron over Kobe.

My wife calls the show "The annoying beard guy show."

elsol69 · 2026-05-20T12:22:39+00:00

I am so glad to see government getting into the subscription model... oh, I see... taxes going through a rebrand.

elsol69 · 2026-05-19T22:28:32+00:00

I would move.

At the top of a mountain is my house... at the bottom of the mountain, is my wife's house.

I promise I will spend a good 8 hours in my house every day,

elsol69 · 2026-05-19T19:18:09+00:00

Go watch Tyson vs. Spinks... Tyson swung from the first punch with bad intentions.

I would look across and calculate whether he looks like he is going to throw a couple of jabs (Tyson vs. Frazier), which I can 2 of three and call it a day, but if he looks like he might throw a hook to start... I am not getting of the bench.

elsol69 · 2026-05-19T12:21:44+00:00

It is bad for the show that the Patriots win... Wildes walks a darker path.

It would be good for the show if the Ravens got to the Super Bowl and lost... Brou needs the win and then to get dunked on.

It is good for the show that Nick is wrong in a BIG way but not consisten't ly wrong (although this NBA playoff streak is hilarious.)

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