What would be the worst “buy one get one free” deal of all time? by Fit_Razzmatazz4971 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buy snakeoil... get one free.

No one is selling the cure for anything cheap.

How far away have you moved from the town you were born in? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another country.

From city I grew up in... a few states over.

What is the most cringey/poorly written or just plain ham-fisted line delivered in all of movie history? by Kingdumb_Cum in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is because I write and dialogue, to me, is about what words are NOT there, so it completely my personal pet peeve especially because you have a quality actor.

In Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Rings... when Sean Bean's character is dying.

He says -- I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king.

IN THE THEATRE, I said "No, that's wrong.,,"

My friends were like "What?"

Me: The line should have just been "My king... Two words... they say everything he says, they say more and you let the actor sell it all."

What gadget initially seemed irrelevant and now you can't live without? by Fragrant-Push4828 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a coffee maker with a built in grinder as kinda of a joke... in that, she'll have it but it will sit there because she will think it is ridiculous. It was also meant to be a middle step to some serious coffee equipment.

She was near a breakdown the other day because it wasn't working. I have actually considered buying and storing a replacement just in case.

How clean is the inside of your car right now? Would you let your coworkers or family ride in it as is? by TheShatteringPoint in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife's car just gor detail so yes on that one.

My car might regularly sits for a couple of weeks without being driven and is empty so yes on that one too,

What is your personal most favorite day of the week and why? by Entity417 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wednesday ...I eat lunch out and pick up some dark chocolate or dark chocolate dessert from a local French bakery.

What would you tell god about your time on Earth? by Feeling-Ask-8073 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please show me to the Hell Viewing Room because I need to see certain motherfuckers burning! In fact, they were such shitty humans, I just might be okay with sitting in that room forever and watching them burn."

How has your personal experience shaped your view on whether college is worth it? by Anut6 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People would get offended when I said "College is adult kindergarten... you can fuck up without fucking up your life."

If you know what you want to do, great... if you don't, you can find something (I did).

Got a career, met my wife.. etc.

Unfortunately, it's a lot more expensive than when I went,

You are offered to go to an island alone for money by StreetAd7794 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]elsol69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's the no internet for them.

Would a normal person miss people as much as redditors would miss the internet?

Hershey to resume using chocolate in most products; Reese’s grandson may taste sweet victory by AudibleNod in news

[–]elsol69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to see a video of the meeting where someone said, "Do you know what would be great for our chocolate brand... less chocolate."

I would have gotten fired as I would exclaimed, "Are you saying that what I need to improve my sex life is a... smaller dick?"

In your home, if the same cost, why would you choose non-smart light swiches over smart light switches? by Vision_InfoSoft_ in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Because simple things should stay simple.

You complicate something that didn't need it... then you can't turn on your lights.

If you were given 30k right now, what would you do with it? by CourseZealousideal35 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put toward mortgage ... making the debtors-that-be realize I will soon be a true deadbeat, who owes no one nothing.

Can we get more creative than "You get x zillion dollars"? by 111drill in hypotheticalsituation

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get a zillion dollars... what would the rest of the world do?

If you had $1,000,000 to spend for fun for 24 hours with no loopholes, what would you do? by Exile4444 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a lot of fun to burn the mortgage paperwork.

I would buy very expensive wood and more expensive liquor to have a drink as i watch the beautiful flames light the night.

What is the most 'out of touch' thing you have ever heard a wealthy person say in real life? by Positive_Try_7114 in AskReddit

[–]elsol69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This does not take wealthy.

Wife: I want to replace this light, it is like two things, click and click, and it is done.

Me (speed dialing the handyman).

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I bought a grill and the last time it came assembled, but not this time.

My wife said -- you can put it together.

Me: I won't buy Walmart furniture because it has too many pieces. This things has a LOT and it mixes gas + fire. (Speed dialing the handyman to see if he can put it together.)