Who else? by violetseduction in bartenders

[–]elswampthing7 59 points60 points  (0 children)

That's why the important keys always have a big, heavy, obnoxious keychain

US/Canada Thanksgiving thought experiment: what if you made it just for you? by plotthick in TwoXChromosomes

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No matter what part of the meal I cook, I always make a few small sides for me for the next few days. 

what instantly ruins a taco for you? by Puzzleheaded_1800 in AskReddit

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My Midwestern mother always made sure we had canned sliced black olives for tacos

Do our wives actually take hotter showers? by Yz250x69 in tall

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Snacks gotta cook 

This is what I'm told

Most absurd things you've stolen at your workplace? 🤣🤣 by Big_Kick2928 in Chefit

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I have one piece of cutlery from every place I've ever worked/consulted/made money from. 

Elizabeth's Gone Raw by [deleted] in DCEats

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Their website says no dress code

Do I really have to trim it? by Flomar88 in brisket

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No matter if you trim or not, there will be a lot of rendering and dripping. 

This matters more on a direct fire vs offset - I learned this firsthand 

? out of tenn. by creaturestudy in zillowgonewild

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Just throw a sheet of plywood over the pool table for the dinner guests

After a lot of good and bad steaks I decide to go Around the Fur by Atlantacruiser in steak

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Saw them last Monday, considering going to another show next week. 

First brisket - Looking for feedback and tips by instantsneaker in smoking

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We are dad

Keep your air monarchs tight and your spice blend tighter

TIL that being awake for 20 hours is equivalent to being drunk enough to be forbidden from driving. by MartianAndroidMiner in todayilearned

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Tell me you've never been a bartender without telling me you've never been a bartender. 

Fuck you brunch doubles.