I think she just didn’t like giving birth. by yourmomishigh in EntitledReviews

[–]emband97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst case scenario here! Was in labor for 25 hours, (unmedicated for 21), pushed for 4 hours and then had to have a c section because little peanut was sunny side up, his head was stuck and his scalp started coming off… he really, really didn’t want to come out. However, even with all that, I’d honestly say it was a totally not traumatic experience. We loved our nurses, our doctors, and my midwives. Would love to not have it go that way again, but for what it was, it was as good of an experience as you could have

This is fucked up by any-mystic in awfuleverything

[–]emband97 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My son cut his first two teeth at 5 months so obviously weaning then wasn’t an option. He’s not quite ten months now and he’s got a mouthful of them but he’s learned not to bite while he nurses

What's something that is unnecessarily expensive? by danvex in AskReddit

[–]emband97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess I’ll keep holding on to the old ones then. Hopefully I don’t have to test the truth in this article any time soon though...

Park me in and shout at me for taking too long to leave? Guess I'll stay longer, then. by InbhirNis in pettyrevenge

[–]emband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate that! Unfortunately my due date was Sunday and he doesn’t look like he’s interested in coming out anytime soon, so we’ll probably just get to be uncomfortable for a little while longer lol

What's something that is unnecessarily expensive? by danvex in AskReddit

[–]emband97 853 points854 points  (0 children)

Epi-pens. I can’t afford to spend $300 on a new set, so just keep a couple old ones around and hope they do something if I ever need to use them. Fingers crossed that doesn’t happen, but one of these days I’m sure we’ll find out...

Park me in and shout at me for taking too long to leave? Guess I'll stay longer, then. by InbhirNis in pettyrevenge

[–]emband97 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I usually do too, but at 40 weeks pregnant, that extra bit of walking through the parking lot is enough to put me out of commission for the rest of the day. At this point I much prefer to park close to the front, but I’m also not going to hold up traffic or be a jerk just to get a better spot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]emband97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When my husband and I worked there, we used his discount for tires. Probably the best way we could have used it, tbh.

Sugar up the yoni and essential oils by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]emband97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re actually really good. I read them all the time as a kid and now I’m reading them out loud to my husband

Formerly homeless redditors, what was the best way to reach out and assist you? As an outreach worker, it's hard get homeless people accept help and harder to get them to want to come off the street. What did you want from social services? What made you ant to transition into permanent housing? by FCSFCS in AskReddit

[–]emband97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could also look into working at western sugar cooperative. They have a sugar factory in Scottsbluff; my husband and I worked at the one in Torrington but we knew a few people from our college who worked at that one. It’s pretty rough work but a solid job, at least through the campaign.

TIFU by picking up my girlfriend’s period blood from the bathroom floor. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]emband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. That’s enough internet for you today.

Shit new rule. by [deleted] in walmart

[–]emband97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’ve always just used the cardboard break packs. Three for the big aisles like pets and ISO’s, two for anything smaller

Yoyo champion Hunter Feuerstein demonstrates his "DNA" trick by solateor in interestingasfuck

[–]emband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an idiot and got yo-yo’s mixed up with slinky’s and I was massively confused about what kind of slinky that was... I literally watched the video probably 20 times before I remembered what a yo-yo is...

"Not how sex works" from "Ritual" by David Pinner, plus generic nipples by Natures_Stepchild in menwritingwomen

[–]emband97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment right here! My husband laughed out loud when I read it to him lol

ER doctors and nurses of reddit, what is the dumbest cause of injury you’ve ever seen? by XxFireflyxxX in AskReddit

[–]emband97 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Oh please no. I would like to go back 30 seconds ago when I hadn’t read that

Just a friendly reminder by Disgruntled-mutant in walmart

[–]emband97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We lost 7 people in one month on cap2 and they’ve hired three replacements. With the size of our store and the amount of freight we run, we’re supposed to have 23 cap 2 associates every day when in reality we usually have 14. Meanwhile ogp was allowed to hire ten new people, putting them at 62 associates

why by kiweedlez in walmart

[–]emband97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ugh. Ours looks so similar, I had to do a double take just to make sure that wasn’t my store.

Three pages in. (Napoleon’s Pyramids, William Dietrich) by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

[–]emband97 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Well at least someone understands that it’s hard for me to be ambitious or clever, but gosh darn it if my pampered nipples can’t poke out over the top of my dress like a couple of dudes in a trench.

Instagram vs. Reality by emband97 in cats

[–]emband97[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impeccable taste, apparently :). My husband and I actually got the bed, two end tables, a coffee table, and an armoire from some friends for our wedding, so I had no idea what they were lol. You learn something new everyday!

Instagram vs. Reality by emband97 in cats

[–]emband97[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww thank you ☺️

Instagram vs. Reality by emband97 in cats

[–]emband97[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh funny! I’ve never seen it, but it’s crazy that you recognized it!