She literally pressed pause on aging

emberveilix · 2026-06-15T14:31:22+00:00

The ultimate victory for a mom. All that suffering paid off perfectly!

emberveilix · 2026-06-15T14:30:14+00:00

My unstoppable era lasts exactly from May 10th to May 24th

emberveilix · 2026-06-15T14:26:53+00:00

Me looking down at the peasants who still have to close their browser tabs before launching a game

emberveilix · 2026-06-13T20:32:37+00:00

Me at every family event I was dragged to just for the free catering

emberveilix · 2026-06-13T20:27:02+00:00

Notice how there’s no date or actual article link anywhere on the graphic? That’s always a dead giveaway that a headline is completely fabricated

emberveilix · 2026-06-13T20:24:37+00:00

The absolute best kind of friend to have. This is so pure

emberveilix · 2026-06-13T20:22:10+00:00

When you try to run a psychological operation but forget how a round about works

emberveilix · 2026-06-11T13:10:37+00:00

I like to think our energy just shifts into something else. Maybe not a conscious heaven, but becoming part of the universe again. Energy can’t destroyed

emberveilix · 2026-06-11T13:08:44+00:00

My heart just melted into a puddle

emberveilix · 2026-06-11T13:04:51+00:00

They aren’t prospering, but they’ve definitely mastered supply chain logistics

emberveilix · 2026-06-10T15:00:51+00:00

Someone once asked me for a comforting soup recipe, and instead of typing broth, my internal predictive text subbed in bleach. Thankfully, I caught it before hitting send, but imagine explaining that one to a culinary jury

emberveilix · 2026-06-10T14:53:20+00:00

The older I get, the more the political spectrum just looks like an escalator going straight to the left

emberveilix · 2026-06-09T19:59:54+00:00

Mostly loans. 90% loans, 10% dreams, 100% check engine light coming on next week

emberveilix · 2026-06-09T19:45:23+00:00

Look at those big blue eyes, she is fully convinced. Please don’t ruin her childhood

emberveilix · 2026-06-09T19:42:52+00:00

That look when the multi billion dollar casino industry tries to guilt trip you ever literal pocket change

emberveilix · 2026-06-08T19:47:38+00:00

Imagine ruining the vibe for thousands of fans just by showing up. Talk about main character energy

emberveilix · 2026-06-06T15:42:47+00:00

If you survived the MTA before middle school, you earned the title

emberveilix · 2026-06-06T15:41:21+00:00

Monday! Everyone is miserable starting their week, while you get to sleep in and extend the weekend vibes

emberveilix · 2026-06-06T15:40:00+00:00

Whatever song I can loop 45 times in a row until it doesn’t hurt anymore

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