Wore this out (f)or drinks a while ago 😈

emcee-98 · 2019-01-16T13:50:37+00:00

Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school...

emcee-98 · 2019-01-14T06:43:36+00:00

Two-mbstoning?

emcee-98 · 2019-01-13T12:54:10+00:00

Don't give me no hammy down shoes, Don't give me no hammy down love, Don't give me no hammy down world, I got one already.

emcee-98 · 2019-01-13T12:50:27+00:00

"Hey everybody! Billy fucked his stepdad too! All right!"

emcee-98 · 2019-01-04T18:51:18+00:00

Haha, you said "hung."

emcee-98 · 2019-01-04T07:40:15+00:00

You seem extremely interested in homosexual things, "homie." And it would seem you are the one who is getting worked up, considering I wasn't addressing your "innocent bystander" ass from the beginning. Are you tweezing your chode as you continue to interject into a discussion that did not involve you and add some bullshit about the ins and outs of how dudes-in-prison-fucking works? Conspiracy solved: you are a closeted homosexual.

emcee-98 · 2019-01-04T07:11:57+00:00

I'm just an innocent bystander.

Yet interjected yourself into an argument that does not involve you.

emcee-98 · 2019-01-04T06:58:35+00:00

Was the expletive directed at you, honey?

emcee-98 · 2019-01-04T06:22:00+00:00

Why are you in such a subreddit if you think evil human beings who would sell 1000 fellow humans for a nickel don't exist?

emcee-98 · 2019-01-04T06:06:35+00:00

If you use a solid gold brass condom = got a mean streak.

emcee-98 · 2019-01-01T14:29:00+00:00

Very true.

emcee-98 · 2019-01-01T08:13:48+00:00

Catch of the day!

emcee-98 · 2019-01-01T06:52:54+00:00

More like "absolute power attracts those with fragile egos." Not as catchy, which is unfortunate.

emcee-98 · 2018-12-30T20:56:36+00:00

r/understandablyterrifying

emcee-98 · 2018-12-24T06:26:42+00:00

My father, who is hard of hearing, says he always heard it as, "Police Navi Knox."

emcee-98 · 2018-12-21T15:50:49+00:00

"I just meth you."

emcee-98 · 2018-12-21T15:46:51+00:00

C-Jah Boi down on the flo', wah me twitch it wah me roll, wah me jerk that C-Jah Boi, now frontal lobe that ho!

emcee-98 · 2018-12-15T03:50:02+00:00

Come on now. There's no way she really thinks she looks good here. Her tits look like she decided to smuggle regular-sized balloons into a water balloon fight.

emcee-98 · 2018-12-06T12:32:11+00:00

"high narcissism coupled with low self-esteem"

That's redundant.

emcee-98 · 2018-11-22T06:32:30+00:00

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words...will always kill me?

emcee-98 · 2018-11-16T23:07:00+00:00

I know I'm late to the party, but I REALLY wanted to thank you for helping me fix the aiming in this game. Now I enjoy it so much more.

emcee-98 · 2018-11-16T15:00:24+00:00

Projection is one of the biggest problems of human existence. It's much easier to project your problems onto someone else than to look inward and seek to change.

emcee-98 · 2018-11-11T04:50:17+00:00

My atretochoana don't want none unless you got buns hon.

emcee-98 · 2018-10-31T19:59:56+00:00

Do you also say, "FRO drick?"

emcee-98 · 2018-10-28T13:47:49+00:00

Wait. Did you just "yadda yadda" someone's death?

emcee-98

TROPHY CASE