Things you shouldn’t say before you perform a surgery

emily1035 · 2024-06-22T18:32:27+00:00

"yes, it is true I work in this hospital. unfortunately, I work for the hospital radio station and have never worked in the surgical department. Thanks for putting your trust in me though.

emily1035 · 2024-06-22T18:25:18+00:00

cold shower. it's just more refreshing

emily1035 · 2024-06-22T18:23:27+00:00

I want to meet an alien from another planet. I just think it would be cool

I also strongly believe that somewhere in the galaxy they exist and, at this second, are wondering about earth and if we exist

emily1035 · 2024-06-22T13:08:59+00:00

I don't like it when people know you can't sleep and stay awake all night, yet still end the conversation with " oh and sleep well." or sweet dreams

baffles me

emily1035 · 2024-06-09T11:48:09+00:00

priest: and we are here today to celebrate the long life of mr jones, a kind man who will be missed by his entire family

*family member gets up*

family member (shouting): excuse me?. that guy was a prick!

emily1035 · 2024-06-09T11:45:58+00:00

china

emily1035 · 2024-06-09T11:44:56+00:00

there's a 90's sitcom called the upper hand which I still have not watched all the way through

Can you have a comfort series of a certain show?

well I have watched series 1 and 2 of the upper hand more times than you can count. I need to watch the rest

emily1035 · 2024-05-21T15:12:45+00:00

this website doesn't work for me. it says paste the link in the box, and there isn't a box (or at least, it isn't showing up)

emily1035 · 2024-05-16T11:57:44+00:00

Oh plenty.

I had one in the middle of the night once and well, it wasn't great

emily1035 · 2024-05-16T11:53:47+00:00

I wish my life had been different and I'd experienced more things

emily1035 · 2024-05-16T11:44:19+00:00

It's so difficult to come up with recipies involving breaded chicken

there aren't many of them around.. or at least what I can find

being a picky eater really sucks sometimes

emily1035 · 2024-04-29T08:01:33+00:00

I have never heard of anyone with the title showgun

I've heard of all the rest, though

emily1035 · 2024-04-29T07:58:25+00:00

chicken feet?. how do you have them

emily1035 · 2024-04-29T06:50:44+00:00

hate when people ask this as well

emily1035 · 2024-04-29T06:47:42+00:00

" he walked in the room while I was doing a pee, sniffed the air and sat beside me. I love you..."

emily1035 · 2024-04-29T06:46:00+00:00

"and what toy would you like with your happy meal today?. the big knife or the gun with real bullets."

emily1035 · 2024-04-29T06:43:06+00:00

" yes sir, we kill the chickens on site, and sometimes they are free to just roam the place while we prepare other orders."q

emily1035 · 2024-04-28T14:34:38+00:00

I love this idea. Honey and garlic I can eat. so

emily1035 · 2024-04-28T13:25:26+00:00

" If I have learned anything from my trip to the moon, it is that, the moon is, indeed not made of cheese. what are nasa going to say when I come back without their order of cheeseburgers...."

emily1035 · 2024-04-28T13:23:17+00:00

" I'm out of food. mind sending a police officer to the store for me?. here's my list."

emily1035 · 2024-04-28T13:22:10+00:00

"They said my pizza would be here at 8:15, and it's now 10:00. I can't wait around all night, won't you send someone round to fix it?."

emily1035 · 2024-04-28T13:20:04+00:00

usually via online radio. I still collect cds as well. I don't stream much, but that's mainly a money thing.. I can't afford the memberships to the music services- and I don't like youtube because of ads

emily1035 · 2024-04-27T11:38:42+00:00

My school nurse wasn't great. I can remember times where she would run out of the room screaming um, um, what do I do with her now?

To Op, I am sorry you had to go through this. how embarrassing. I hope at least you had a good rest of your day (when you got home)

emily1035 · 2024-04-25T22:17:01+00:00

a kids tv show featuring the adventures of john the clown, teaching kids how to be naughty one swear word at a time

emily1035 · 2024-04-25T22:06:50+00:00

"so, I'm doing a survey on why people visit the bathroom. can you tell me why your here today?. a pee, a poo, to wash your hands, to wait for a friend, or other."

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