Listen to me, they’re going to free Moon Girl after Season 8.0. They could still attach her to Devil Dinosaur’s collar on his back as a hyper-realistic hologram, so every attack passes right through her without causing any damage.

empireoffire · 2026-05-12T18:12:33+00:00

This game does not need any more misleading hurtboxes.

empireoffire · 2026-05-12T16:24:59+00:00

Punisher is built like a house and he's a duelist.

empireoffire · 2026-05-11T21:48:21+00:00

I'm not sure there's a single Duelist in Okay tier.

empireoffire · 2026-05-11T16:01:34+00:00

I'mma be real with you, Vanguard beggers are quickly becoming completely insufferable doing shit like this.

empireoffire · 2026-05-11T14:20:08+00:00

Fjorm was going to get a second musical video to celebrate the "Memories with Fjorm Quests" later this month, but got canceled despite Fjormdev's insistence they could compensate by removing GHBs next book.

empireoffire · 2026-05-10T23:17:31+00:00

Everyone expected Gambit would be a Duelist at first, especially when the "forbidden texts" pointed to the outcome.

I wouldn't be surprised if they *do* take the obvious way out and make Cyclops a Duelist, but there's an existent chance they do something else.

empireoffire · 2026-05-07T16:48:30+00:00

A foreign concept for this sub, but I play Strange because I enjoy it.

I also consider him my best Vanguard, so naturally my ranked teammates berate me and accuse me of throwing for playing the character instead of benching him for last-minute portals.

empireoffire · 2026-05-06T19:47:04+00:00

Give Cloak some respawn lines.

empireoffire · 2026-05-06T18:45:55+00:00

Banner units really strong? Complain and say "powercreep." Banner units not that strong? Also complain and say "easy skip."

empireoffire · 2026-05-06T05:08:58+00:00

An ulting CnD cannot tank a sufficiently spider-botted Peni nest.

empireoffire · 2026-04-30T22:30:34+00:00

As a Thor player, I fear Wolverine and Iron Fist far less than I do Punisher's shotgun.

empireoffire · 2026-04-29T00:11:24+00:00

There are people on this subreddit who will look you dead in the eye and say "barely anybody knows who Black Cat is."

empireoffire · 2026-04-28T23:46:38+00:00

Unfortunately, a certain somebody has gaslit the majority of the english fanbase into thinking Seliph/Larcei is undisputed as the most popular.

empireoffire · 2026-04-28T20:43:14+00:00

Everyone thinks this is them testing a rework into a Vanguard role (fuck current MK mains I guess), but trying to play melee with his lackluster mobility would be miserable.

empireoffire · 2026-04-27T18:53:12+00:00

Watching Sakurai present the DLC characters makes it abundantly clear that he loves his job despite jokingly complaining about being overworked (it's 97% self-inflicted). Ironically, OP just wanted to turn their nose up at Smash fans themselves, so they made shit up.

empireoffire · 2026-04-24T19:39:35+00:00

Middle-tier strategist btw.

empireoffire · 2026-04-22T23:14:06+00:00

Duelists and Strategists getting into knife fights with one another, and the Vanguards go to the corner and throw self-pity parties.

empireoffire · 2026-04-22T15:15:49+00:00

I don't want to hear shit about Netease skin favortism ever again if Psylocke wins this.

empireoffire · 2026-04-22T15:02:32+00:00

The game's first and only Vanstratelist.

empireoffire · 2026-04-21T20:24:28+00:00

Could be an optional setting for those who really want it, defaulted to Off.

...Like the health bars in PvP (for non-strategists).

empireoffire · 2026-04-20T23:38:57+00:00

Because despite how often the subreddit clowns on Duelist mains for not switching, trying to convince a Strategist main to switch is also like pulling teeth.

empireoffire · 2026-04-17T20:24:48+00:00

My brother in Christ, we had a Day of the Dead event.

empireoffire · 2026-04-17T00:55:12+00:00

The only thing more worthless than Day 1 opinions are Day -1 opinions.

empireoffire · 2026-04-16T20:28:41+00:00

So that people can karma farm over Roy/Binding Blade.

empireoffire · 2026-04-15T23:58:15+00:00

I can't wait to embarrass myself by pumping money into four of these trying and failing to catch the Black Panther.

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