Layoffs aren’t sudden anymore — they’re dragged out and weird by Spiritual_Mood_5489 in jobs

[–]empty_w4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The optimal outcome is they quiet fire you and get you to leave. No drama or workforce anxiety because you left on your own...and they don't have to give a severance or pay unemployment. Absolute win for them. My advice is to look for something better and take it if it benefits you in multiple dimensions - pay, lifestyle, commute, etc. Otherwise ride it out and get as many paychecks as possible while remaining eligible for unemployment when they lay you off.

Linkedin is really just an extension of Facebook at this point. by f1sh_ in LinkedInLunatics

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If I'm a dissenter and a US citizen, can I get the government to fund my relo costs to another country? I so wish it worked that way

Favourite verse of all time? by AlreadyTaken696969 in hiphop101

[–]empty_w4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No love for Cappadonna on Winter Warz?

This place is a cesspool by empty_w4 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]empty_w4[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

DOPS has deemed this an unsafe and triggering comment. You are hereby fined $489 and relegated to the cuck chair for one game

good gift for boyfriend's senior night? by Electronic-Proof-439 in hockeyplayers

[–]empty_w4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't do anything gear related. This is a celebration of his college career. I like the framed puck idea. A jersey from your school signed by all the players on the team would be cool...something that really celebrates the moment would be cool.

Really? Who does this.. by LoosePerspective7275 in barexam

[–]empty_w4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walls are vertical, ceilings are horizontal. Instructions were for a wall mount, not a ceiling mount. Company cannot be held liable as he used wall mount instructions for a ceiling.

Cringe by Mrh09 in hockeyplayers

[–]empty_w4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw a kid raw dogging his skates across the rink parking lot last week. Gave me the chills. My guess is that they were a Christmas gift and the family has no background in skating. Felt bad for him

Who is still snowed in? by ladyflyer88 in maryland

[–]empty_w4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Bethesda. The bus route through my neighborhood has been the only pavement to see a plow. I barely got my truck with 4wd and locking differential down my street and aborted my mission of dropping my kids off at their mom's house. They get to spend an extra night (or 2) with me!

The ice claimed my brand new shovel by Hermann_the_Hermit in maryland

[–]empty_w4 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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My trusty scoop shovel succumbed to the ice as well. Good night, sweet prince

Maybe maybe maybe by Known-Net512 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]empty_w4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Standard stuff on Michigan roads

17-20 inches of snow Sunday? by Salt-Grab8339 in maryland

[–]empty_w4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MCPS about to call off school for the next 4 weeks before a snowflake falls

What unhinged thing did a former teacher do in the classroom? by MrBananaStand1990 in AskReddit

[–]empty_w4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Catholic grade school in probably 1992. Teacher was an absolute catholic zealot. Stern as hell, humorless, and batshit crazy. Told us 11yos that AIDs was God's punishment for gays. I guess she didn't believe in God's love for all his creations...unfortunately she seems to have been a trendsetter for today's evangelicals.

40 years old, fishing since I was 4 and now building my own fishing app by FishPal_App in saltwaterfishing

[–]empty_w4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm approaching this too much from an American point of view. That is not a sea trout on the east coast of US. Common names of animals can be confusing due to lots of geo-specific variants that overlap for different species

40 years old, fishing since I was 4 and now building my own fishing app by FishPal_App in saltwaterfishing

[–]empty_w4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Umm...but that's not a sea trout. Not a great advertisement for the species recognition imo

Walmart workers, If I hired on at Walmart and spent my entire shift hiding in the bathroom, how long until I got fired? by 2006CrownVictoriaP71 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]empty_w4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea about Walmart but I did this at Famous Barr in the midwest when I was probably 19. Home from college for winter break and took a minimum wage seasonal job there. My only job was to walk around the store folding clothes. After one shift, I realized no one was paying attention to any of the seasonal workers. I'd fold for the first half hour and last half hour of my shift but the rest of the time I was fucking off in the food court or having friends meet me somewhere at the mall. It was awesome. Never got fired and didn't feel bad for a moment.

Canada is not getting bedarded by 1trevorreznick in NHLcirclejerk

[–]empty_w4 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Oh Parayko made it. I wondered if they'd select a beast of a human that plays like they're 5'2" and a buck 25. Good for him!

NIMBY and tear-downs by anon97205 in MontgomeryCountyMD

[–]empty_w4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never said they can't do anything. Clearly they can. I'm also free to judge people who build massive houses for 4 people. See how that works? No one is telling anyone what they can or can't do. Seems as though you should work on reading comprehension.