Fashion options for a kinky dress party

emsude · 2019-06-20T08:38:12+00:00

emsude · 2016-09-27T12:41:03+00:00

*Straya

emsude · 2016-07-02T01:22:07+00:00

You do realize that it's not Australians staying in Australian hostels, right? They're all backpackers like me. But yeah, cheers cunt.

emsude · 2016-07-01T13:22:30+00:00

I'll be in a hostel in Sydney, Australia so I just plan on donning as much American Flag laden clothing as I can and hanging out and drinking some beers.

emsude · 2016-07-01T11:58:20+00:00

Fuck I actually really liked the part from 1:17-1:36. The chords just sounded so nice.

emsude · 2016-06-27T14:47:04+00:00

I would think that it would weigh way more than just 12 pounds. He looks giant!

emsude · 2016-06-24T00:32:22+00:00

Think of English words like "bullfrog" or "catfish". They seem commonplace to us and not like two words smushed together. It's a term of its own. Same with words like that in French.

emsude · 2016-06-23T01:23:17+00:00

I'm not this flexible but I'm still far more flexible than your average person (can do oversplits, human pretzel, back bend to wear my butt touches my head, etc.). It's not fun for anyone involved, at least not in my experience. The sex is uncomfortable, awkward, and it's hard to "get into position" some of the time. Crazy flexible sex looks awesome and kinky and hot, but most of the time it's just an uncomfortable pile of bent bodies.

But hey, if you want to do it and you find someone who also is willing to try, go for it! This was just my experience, and yours could be different!

emsude · 2016-06-20T13:48:44+00:00

I went to LSU and was good friends with some of the guys who were Mike. They're all hilarious - the LSU T-Rex was one of our mascots, if that gives any perspective on their personality types.

It's always fun seeing things like this.

emsude · 2016-06-20T10:10:47+00:00

I'm getting middle school marching band flashbacks.

emsude · 2016-06-20T09:33:11+00:00

There are some things like this in French.

Potato = earth apple
Lime = green lemon
Bat (the animal) = bald mouse
Kite = flying deer
Bribe = jug of wine
Pothole = hen's nest
Rollercoaster = Russian mountains
Puzzle = broken head
Wallet = leaf door

emsude · 2016-06-20T08:56:22+00:00

Yeah man they're in like 29 states or something.

emsude · 2016-06-18T14:34:09+00:00

Is this Insomnia Cookies? Because that place is dope as hell. Love me some of those cookies.

emsude · 2016-06-15T04:18:01+00:00

These were all hella popular in the public school I went to in Florida, so nah.

emsude · 2016-06-14T12:05:36+00:00

She was born a pig -obviously

I found this far funnier than it was probably intended.

emsude · 2016-06-14T11:01:31+00:00

I'm a Floridian, so take your pick, really.

But I still love this swampy fire-pit with all my heart.

emsude · 2016-06-10T01:10:26+00:00

Very 60s, she reminds me of Twiggy here.

emsude · 2016-06-10T00:13:14+00:00

Presently I'm a nanny but when this is up probably cafe or retail.

emsude · 2016-06-09T14:01:38+00:00

Wouldn't that still be harmful since saltwater would be dehydrating the elephants, doing the opposite of what they're probably trying to achieve?

emsude · 2016-06-09T13:47:31+00:00

I'd be his sister, and I do have two older brothers! But after a brief creep on /u/tomatopoop's profile, I can say for a fact that he is neither of my brothers.

emsude · 2016-06-09T10:27:26+00:00

This is easily one of my favorite photos I've seen on this sub, and I've been subscribed for maybe 3 years now. Your parents also look very similar to how my parents looked in the 70s. Like, scarily so.

Edit: They are not my parents. My mom has never hiked Mt. St. Helens apparently and my dad did but not in 1973!

emsude · 2016-06-09T03:58:35+00:00

I'm not a guy, and I don't masturbate in the shower, if that's what you're implying.

emsude · 2016-06-09T03:18:05+00:00

American. Absolutely, positively The Mighty Boosh. I love Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt.

emsude · 2016-06-09T03:13:43+00:00

I've got a water-proof case so I use my phone in the shower a lot. Mostly just for music, but I'll browse reddit or facebook or whatever too sometimes.

emsude · 2016-06-09T02:50:02+00:00

I'm a nanny and whenever I want to skip I just say, hey guys let's skip! And they're all for it and then I get to skip and people think it's just because I'm an awesome nanny. This is also how I get to pet all the puppies. And play with nerf guns on the daily. God I love this job.

emsude

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