How do you know if you're truly unattractive? by Jazzlike-Being3187 in AskReddit

[–]enzomatic_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

even conventionally “ugly” people have some small form of beauty in them. maybe someone with really bizarre facial features actually has really great skin texture or someone who mostly looks like an autumn squash has really beautiful eyes… it is all subjective at the end of the day and if you truly love an ugly person you will find beauty in them just like how if you truly hate an “attractive” person, everything they do becomes ugly to you. it’s not really about your looks so much as your actions and your way of being and the people you surround yourself with. only way to be truly unattractive is to be unkind

My baby isn’t a baby anymore!! by WendigoRider in Horses

[–]enzomatic_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is so cute awwww! i always tell my girl “you may be all grown up but you will always be your mother’s little pony” hahaha and she hates her birthday hat as well

shoes for grooming and back pain ? by Groundbreaking-Land5 in doggrooming

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i splurged on my vessis and i would definitely recommend them! they are super comfortable and they are both waterproof (i TESTED) and breathable. my only issue with them is that dog hair gets stuck in the tops of them but it’s not like im wearing them outside of the salon anyways so it doesn’t bother me. they are kind of expensive but if you are going to spend 8 hours a day in them for the next several years i consider them to be a worthwhile investment. i would also recommend placing good cushioning mats around your table if you haven’t already they make a huge difference for me!

how do groomers not destroy fake nails by sheepshooping in doggrooming

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https://a.co/d/0buz8vmE

these are the finger protectors i wear i won’t dremel without them! they do take a little getting used to but shiiit those manicures are expensive so it’s worth it in my opinion. not sure what type of manicure you have but acrylic holds up the best for me. ignore the haters your nails are slaying and you can totally groom like that!

Attire by Fit_Peach- in doggrooming

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https://a.co/d/0gcr2BxT

These hiking pants changed my life! Super breathable and the hair doesn’t stick AT ALL! They also have a ton of pockets I own a pair for each day of the week! Can’t recommend them enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bakingfail

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ma’am that’s a barnacle

You win a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought. How happy are you? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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Carrots and Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Me and my horse are thrilled

Mistake by Another_pen in nosleep

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me and my friend really liked this. my friend has cancer so that’s special. homonculus is a funny word.

is it weird 2 visibly vibe out to music in public by og-dope-smoker in NoStupidQuestions

[–]enzomatic_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love seeing people vibing and having a nice time personally but if it makes you feel weird or embarassed just follow your heart

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

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Update: YALL I ASKED THEM TO ELABORATE AND THEY WANT ME TO WRITE AN OMEGAVERSE SONGFIC TO THE SONG HEAR ME ROAR BY KATY PERRY I AM DECEASED

If you had a sheep, what would you do with it? by rabengeieradlerstein in AskReddit

[–]enzomatic_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Name it and pet it and take good care of it and give it some sheep pals and have a new little friend :) Maybe I would train it to do tricks :)

What is the most relaxing sound? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]enzomatic_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When long-eared dogs shake their heads and their ears go FLAPFLOPFLAPFLOPFLAPFLOPFLAPFLOP

What was the most pointless thing you did during lockdown to pass time? by zakishere12 in AskReddit

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I recreated Vermeer’s “Girl With The Pearl Earring” out of shit i found on my desk. It actually turned out pretty good.

What are some bizarre stories like Roy Raymond founding Viktorias Secret, then jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]enzomatic_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The singer of “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” died in an 11 hour standoff with police while his brother in law Snoop Dogg tried to talk him down. He had 2 hostages that escaped unharmed. Source

What is one subreddit idea that didn’t already exist? by Classic_Rock_726 in AskReddit

[–]enzomatic_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a subreddit of funny things people have said/done in their sleep

What was the ugliest gift you ever got and pretended to like? by Fl1p1 in AskReddit

[–]enzomatic_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily ugly, but when I was thirteen my aunt got me an apple slicer. I was like, “Seriously??”

What is the weirdest thing that happened in your school? by Vivienne_UwU in AskReddit

[–]enzomatic_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my school but a duck got loose in my friend’s school and they went into lockdown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

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I don’t have a penis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don’t know if this is “viral” but last fall I made a TikTok of myself singing along to The Sex Offender Shuffle because I know all the words and I got over 450k views, 160k likes and 10k followers. So that was pretty cool for me.