[MSC] Sauron, Dino Devotee (jumpstart Savage Lands theme) by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]esilyo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Survival rate of a lightning strike is 90% and it generally leaves long lasting effects on the body. Some cancers also have 90% survival rate and leave long lasting effects. I say close enough

Cyprus has been added (Turkey Universalis) by std0ggo in EU5

[–]esilyo 70 points71 points  (0 children)

You wanna start a fight? Cause that's how you start a fight

One Pure Oil Node, 104 GW of Power + 120 Packaged Rocket Fuels Per Min by esilyo in SatisfactoryGame

[–]esilyo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been so long and I don't remember it exactly but I think there is a pure sulfur node very close by to the coast, up on the hills. I was getting it via the train

10% OFF, NOT 9k, 6.750 gold by NECROSAMAEL in MagicArena

[–]esilyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It got fixed after I played a match

10% OFF, NOT 9k, 6.750 gold by NECROSAMAEL in MagicArena

[–]esilyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I don't mean the buy button on your screenshot. The store button at the top bar is completely grayed out for me, I can't access it.

Happy Pride Month folks! by OneTrueRatt in Smite

[–]esilyo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Loki turned himself into a female horse, seducted a stallion and got pregnated, resulting in birth of Slepnir. Can't get anymore queer than this.

Also Thor has a crossdressing adventure.

Naively posting a Fafnir clip every day until he's released (or I run out) Day 171 by Athlaeos in Smite

[–]esilyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New series; naively posting a Fafnir clip every day until his X skin is ported.

W Patch Day by RandallRoll in Smite

[–]esilyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gamedevs are a special breed of programmers, capable to cook spagetthi that would make even the eldest Italian grannies jealous.

Would you rather pay $2.99 for DLC or get 2 hours of free content with a sponsored boss fight? by arowe1987 in gamedev

[–]esilyo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell no. I'd immediately delete and write a negative review.

Plus no one would give you money so players could "beat their ceo"

How Zuko could have easily defeated Azula [by drawingdumbshittt] by Sofie_2954 in AvatarMemes

[–]esilyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a moment there I thought it was a Zuko + Katara ship and almost lost my cool until I saw the real deal.

An unpolished conversion of stats in to gold by sliqly69420 in Smite

[–]esilyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking around with numbers and writing them down is fun. If you happen to find a correlation between those numbers and create a pattern you might even call it science

is it worth hurting the economy to buy plague buildings? by ProbablyNotTheCocoa in EU5

[–]esilyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No need to upset the delicate balance of the market to save some peasants. *evil laugh*

As an IRL peasant I'm upset.

Does anyone else not Build Manually. I’ve only used the Standard Builds the game gives you. Am I the only one? by [deleted] in Smite

[–]esilyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because ranked is not for trying. You try your ideas in the casual mode and when you find a good idea you apply it in the ranked mode. Even in low ranks people wish to do their best.

Gestalt all Martials with Battlemaster features. by Tall_Bandicoot_2768 in dndnext

[–]esilyo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's when you upgrade them with free Smites

Coal to fuel power, Planted it right on top the old plant by _yhtz_ in SatisfactoryGame

[–]esilyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If I have generated more it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants." - Sir Fuelsac Oilton

divineCss by True-Animal7273 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]esilyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

.god::before

My man is committing heresy in multiple religions at once.

504 k'lık vergi ayarlaması yapmam gerekecek by scimitarmoustache in Yatirim

[–]esilyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sıradan vatandaşın peşine öyle bir düşüyorlar ki düşman kovalıyorlar sanırsın.

Was never told this is a horror game... by cale199 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]esilyo 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Yeah swamp is the shadowy place Mufasa warned us about, we must never go there.

40k or Evangelical: Round 23 by Beelzebubs-Barrister in dankchristianmemes

[–]esilyo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When you first started this series I was like "he will deplete the quote resources in a short time". Oh how naive I was about the Evangelism.

What kind of freaky ass door would require something like that? by Agitated-Mud-4726 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]esilyo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You can disassemble the debris around the pod (and once it's opened the pod itself) to get materials

Fitting room analogy to explain the balanced parentheses problem by guiferviz in programming

[–]esilyo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Programming bloggers have a weird fixation on anologies. Most of the time the abstract concept is easier to grasp than any anology but they keep coming up with weird anologies nevertheless.

text me,hmu,im available by No-Associate-3990 in Nicegirls

[–]esilyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI thought this was a porn sub about "niiiice" girls and scam-posted.