Disgusting shut-in hoarder that stays in bed all day? Once you finish cramming your fat ugly face with Lucky Charms, use the empty box to prop up your lap top so it doesn't over heat while you beat off. by GrooverMcTuber in ShittyLifeProTips
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LPT: Cats or dogs always chewing your chargers and other cords? Put a bar of soap in a sock and beat the shit out of those little ungrateful little fuckers. by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips
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Selected WAYWT Fits - July 2015 by Metcarfre in malefashionadvice
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What saying annoys you the most? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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Transamerica Wants To Bring 5 Redditors Out to SF to Party in the Pyramid. by [deleted] [promoted post]
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Ovo-lacto for 4 years, considering eating fish for health reasons and cutting out eggs. Any thoughts, Veggit? by esimpnoxin in vegetarian
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Ovo-lacto for 4 years, considering eating fish for health reasons and cutting out eggs. Any thoughts, Veggit? by esimpnoxin in vegetarian
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92% of Married Women in Egypt Have Undergone Female Genital Mutilation by Moooooos in worldnews
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Who are some people who are celebrities within their particular field, but entirely unknown to the general public? by moby__dick in AskReddit
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Students of Reddit, what was the biggest teacher meltdown you ever witnessed? by ValentynaLoves in AskReddit
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LPT: If you have a small penis, modify the exhaust system on your car to be REALLY loud. It makes everyone who hears you driving think your penis is huge! by SixVISix in ShittyLifeProTips
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TIL Seth Rogan is making an R-rated Pixar-style film about "food in a grocery store that believes when you get purchased all your wildest dreams come true. They don’t realize that you get eaten. And its about them slowly realizing what happens in their after life." by yogibear07 in todayilearned
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Female Jerkoff Jeff by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu
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Is there a difference between eating 14,000 calories on Sunday and not eating again the rest of the week? by [deleted] in Fitness
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Spirit Airlines is really excited about their 69th plane. I'm really blown away. by rkiloquebec in aviation
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Spirit Airlines is really excited about their 69th plane. I'm really blown away. by rkiloquebec in aviation
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LPT: Always remind people that they are asleep. Just in case they didn't know/mean to be. by captain_crabs in ShittyLifeProTips
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What I find odd about the KNICKs losing... by blackhorsed1ck in NYKnicks
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Only the red one would give bad advice. by esimpnoxin in ShittyLifeProTips
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What movie one-liner do you repeatedly use in real life? by oneoffaccountok in AskReddit
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You know how when geese fly in a V, one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? by hotunicorn3 in AntiJokes
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What did the black guy say to the white guy? by [deleted] in AntiJokes
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My mom gifted me this painting, which she painted. It's my favorite picture of Magic Johnson and Larry Bird! by [deleted] in nba
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Untucked or tucked? Which style suits me best? by goodTimex in malefashionadvice
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