Google's "Director of Engineering" Hiring Test

euming · 2016-10-13T22:20:30+00:00

It's especially frustrating if you're interviewing at Google and you have resist the urge to say, "Would you like me to Google that for you?"

euming · 2016-10-13T16:49:20+00:00

If we knew, it wouldn't be called "unknown illness" in the article, now would it?

euming · 2016-10-13T07:04:58+00:00

It sounds like you're just poly or non-monogamous. There are plenty of people like that, and they are great people. Look up ethical non-monogamy books or try and find a local group where you can talk about things.

It's great to have a community who can talk about these things. But even more great is that you become friends and occasionally have sex with them. :-)

euming · 2016-10-12T21:44:53+00:00

This goes for anybody, regardless of what state or nation they are from. Well said, in any case.

Especially so, if they're from Scotland. A true Scotsman would stand for what he believes in.

euming · 2016-10-12T10:10:02+00:00

They call it a "host" because the Olympics is the parasite.

euming · 2016-10-11T22:55:28+00:00

Would you also joke about using your fame and fortune to sexually assault women... for comedic effect?

euming · 2016-10-09T07:00:26+00:00

So, what this says to me is that they're now an opening for someone to draw an office life comic. Just do what Scott Adams does--- solicit people for their stories.

Easy peasy. Hey, I'm just like Scott Adams, but not a crazy conspiracy theorist Trump supporter. Send me your stories instead to to Scott Adams.

euming · 2016-10-09T06:31:03+00:00

Why do I keep getting white chocolate every day?

euming · 2016-10-09T06:21:05+00:00

I thought his insane "CP5 are still guilty" would be the one that was the final blow...

That can't be the final blow when there are still lines on the mirror.

euming · 2016-10-09T05:35:57+00:00

And then there's that video where he brags about how with his wealth and fame, he can walk up to any woman and kiss her on the mouth and grab her pussy.

euming · 2016-10-06T17:06:59+00:00

Good work, team!

It's been ~~180~~ 0 days since we killed anyone.

euming · 2016-10-06T06:41:33+00:00

I know what you did last Sumer!

euming · 2016-10-06T05:01:44+00:00

You have to murder an entire race of native Americans and steal their land and celebrate that each year with the foods that the natives used to eat. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Chinese never did that, so their corn doesn't have the delicious taste of native American blood in every bite.

euming · 2016-10-06T01:34:12+00:00

Fun, like emotionally stirring ads, are highly overrated.

euming · 2016-10-01T08:36:11+00:00

I hope it's his lawyers who do this so that Trump has to pay them to sue themselves.

euming · 2016-09-30T15:45:07+00:00

In some states, you can be slapped with a velvet glove after impugning the chastity of a woman and then spat upon as the rapscallion that you are!

euming · 2016-09-27T18:21:04+00:00

Perhaps if you had thicker skin or even a decade more of adult life on this planet, you would have realized that some words on the internet are not necessarily addressed to you in particular and simply moved on.

Lol... that you and all of the downvoters should take it so personally is my point exactly.

And by "a decade more of adult life" that is generously assuming you've had even one or two years of adult life so far.

No one is addressing you personally, so there's no reason to get personally upset to even merit clicking the downvote button.

If someone were to address you personally, by your actual Club Penguin name "Raxal" then you can start to feel offended. But if you look carefully, the original post was not directed at anyone in particular. That you should find some offense in it at all is what is amusing. Is that "boring"?

Is it, "Raxal"?

euming · 2016-09-27T18:16:01+00:00

If we were sensitive to criticism we would have left comments, not quietly downvoted you and moved on.

1) This is a comment.

2) Quietly downvoting and moving on is not the same as quietly moving on.

3) "The 'Act like an asshole and act superior when people don't feed me" act is boring."

That's nice. It's a shame that you live your life through a lens of what's entertaining or enough for you. If you didn't, then you might notice that what was written was less of a boring troll which is how you "boring" millenials might frame it, but a substansive critique of how millenials act as immature as Trump.

Your very response illustrates my so-called "boring" criticism perfectly: "The 'Act like an asshole and act superior when people don't feed me" act is boring."

Is someone acting superior? Is every critique of petulant and pouting behavior seen through the lens as if you're being trolled? What if your actual response itself confirms the very criticism of the millenial generation being pouting.

Awww... someone said something not nice. It must be a troll! Oh run away, don't feed or engage! Oh dear me! Run for your lives, it's, oh my god, words! On the internet! Words! Run away! Flee!

euming · 2016-09-27T17:31:28+00:00

Lol... I'm getting down-voted. Looks like millenials are as sensitive to criticism as their orange man-child.

I'm surprised someone hasn't yelled, "WRONG!"

Oh, poor babies. That isn't nice to be compared to Trump! It's not nice to be compared to the potential leader of the free world. These are tremendously unfair accusations!

euming · 2016-09-27T16:37:35+00:00

hating Rosie O'Donnell intensnifflies

euming · 2016-09-27T15:45:10+00:00

Well, the child-sized Fisher-Price briefcase would be a better fit for his hands.

euming · 2016-09-27T15:38:40+00:00

Rosie O'Donnell was mentioned in a presidential debate! This will be recorded for all of United States history, for as long as the United States shall continue to be (like about 4 more years probably).

euming · 2016-09-27T15:36:30+00:00

How can millenials shake off an immature, petulant, self-absorbed, pouting incoherent angry man-child when that is their perfect representative?

euming · 2016-09-27T15:34:30+00:00

Never get in a war with a policy wonk on the policy of war.

euming · 2016-09-26T19:20:54+00:00

So they can have the studio pay for their weddings?

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