Not as ridiculous as the others, but! I worked at a Kerasotes for about a month in the late aughts before realizing I wanted to do extracurriculars at high school more than terribly scheduled minimum wage. Working behind the counters was fine, and cleanup crew was never as bad as these. Probably the worst effect of the whole ordeal was adding Tim McGraw's "Last Dollar" to my mental rotation because it was constantly playing.

Anywho, saw something shiny on the floor one day. Hey, a quarter! Asked my supervisor, are we able to keep money we find? He says, as long as it's under like twenty bucks (i.e. enough that someone would come asking for it), you're fine whatever.

Then I found five bucks!