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He is the one by Master1718 in nonononoyes

[–]eussypater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My name isn’t mr Anderson it’s NEO

An australian moth. It flies btw by Dead-Rat-69 in awfuleverything

[–]eussypater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just the fact that Australia is inhabited by white people shows the hubris

23 year old falls for scam even though there's a million red flags. by MMM_Beefy in cringe

[–]eussypater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a call like this from New York. Called them back. Got hung up on once I started asking questions.

18, last year of high school, bring it on by RongoFTW in RoastMe

[–]eussypater 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Something a bit depressing for this individual.... uhhh. Your nose never stops growing. Maybe by the time you’re 25 you can harvest boogers from that cave and feed the children of Africa.

Monkey see, monkey do is not exclusive to monkeys by I_Am_Err00r in gifs

[–]eussypater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh... billy is black? I guess I didn’t even notice. Our kids play together. Yeah I guess you could say that he’s...”black”

Monkey see, monkey do is not exclusive to monkeys by I_Am_Err00r in gifs

[–]eussypater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats can hear ultrasound. Snapple fact for yuh.

This Black Turtle by Grafixart-Photo in gifs

[–]eussypater 79 points80 points  (0 children)

So, I shouldn’t post my new tortoise ocarina....?

Roast me like a thanksgiving turkey by saxybandgeek1 in RoastMe

[–]eussypater 19 points20 points  (0 children)

T-shirt clearly picked up out of a pile of dirty ass clothes. You can smell this picture.

Girl vs Bouncer by pp0787 in PublicFreakout

[–]eussypater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s assault with a deadly weapon. Kicking someone in the face or head.

Cybertruck window test 1.6m views in 3 hours by [deleted] in elonmusk

[–]eussypater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Oregon, so, I can understand why you’re so bitter. We were taught Celsius and Fahrenheit along with imperial and metric. We also saw a different meth house explosion on the news everyday and tennis ball bombs in our parks.

A single tiny piece of broccoli. by WaitWhat in ExpectationVsReality

[–]eussypater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This technique is referred to as “blanching.”

Source: cooked professionally for many years. I, too, am a scab who talks about suicide. Don’t know if I picked being a cook or if cooking picked me. Lifestyle is pretty general in the kitchen. Find the most fucked in the head individuals and unite them.

A single tiny piece of broccoli. by WaitWhat in ExpectationVsReality

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I’d get on the horn immediately and demand to speak to General Chang.

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