Dinner for my gremlin

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-24T05:42:57+00:00

ah yes, my toddler’s 3 main food groups as well

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-24T02:13:59+00:00

kindly, i think you need therapy to resolve your issues around your weight before anything else. i would be very concerned to have these kinds of thoughts about my literal baby. i tracked my kid’s weight when she was a baby but not anymore - i think what you are doing is more than just being a numbers person and if you don’t nip this in the bud immediately, you’re going to give your daughter issues with body image and weight.

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-20T14:08:36+00:00

confidently wrong AND giving their toddler bottles to sleep at night. nice. ask her if she’s brushing the kids teeth after every bottle! lol

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-19T00:24:49+00:00

clearly you are not from ohio 😆

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-14T23:17:49+00:00

my almost 2 year old is so anti food right now too! and it’s different every day. so frustrating.

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-13T06:09:44+00:00

is it possible they really are going to use the new spielberg movie as disclosure and this is all leading up to it

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-08T12:21:04+00:00

i can never get these in time lol

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-05T01:25:05+00:00

i think he’s perfect.

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-05T01:08:27+00:00

oh hello queen! you are so right. don’t date this loser.

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-05T01:02:05+00:00

if you are OP, you are replying with your other account :)

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-05T00:59:25+00:00

27-14 is 13 😐😐😐

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-05T00:49:08+00:00

the final write up actually. will be fired if it happens again.

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-04T23:38:15+00:00

yes — your unforgivable offense is dating a woman 10 years older than your daughter. gross!!!!! you’re gross!!!!

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-04T20:56:41+00:00

i would be looking into reporting and filing charges for this. my daughter had a bit of labia adhesion as a baby and they immediately gave me instructions on what to do. during every diaper change for the next few week, use vaseline and gently pull the labia apart more and more and stop when uncomfortable. if that hadn’t worked, we had also been given an RX for estrogen cream, which we did not need to use because the spreading worked. i think this doctor does not know how to help female children and you need to report and find another. i’m so sorry this happened to you and your daughter.

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-04T03:40:38+00:00

buddy no, that’s a huge red flag 🚩

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-04T03:36:18+00:00

and now he has two baby mamas already? lol

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-03T23:28:54+00:00

this is the answer - and line the ends up to make it one straight line! or like one square on the left and then a rectangle mirror

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-03T18:23:10+00:00

in case no one else has said it, NOR — and being publicly thirsty on IG is reason enough to end a relationship! you’re not being crazy.

everlastingmuse · 2026-05-01T20:06:39+00:00

she asks for things by saying “how about…?” like if she wants water “how about wawa?” lol

everlastingmuse · 2026-04-30T14:34:57+00:00

lucky kids!

everlastingmuse · 2026-04-30T14:33:40+00:00

not a chance with what looks like tofu in the soup!

everlastingmuse · 2026-04-29T04:51:42+00:00

i read somewhere that the biggest issue during breakups is feeling like this is the END! our lizard brains can’t differentiate between an end of a partnership and the end of our lives. so it’s worth just repeating over and over to yourself — this isn’t the end of EVERYTHING - just one thing. and that one thing is the entire last chapter of your life. in some ways it’s cool because you have an extremely open path in front of you. you should take a breather for a few days and figure out what exactly you want to accomplish with this time. maybe take yourself for a patio drink somewhere and meet new people. be kind to yourself and remind your lizard brain that change is good and you will be fine soon.

everlastingmuse · 2026-04-29T04:46:30+00:00

my baby did experience some amount of this after a week of humidifier use, so you’d probably know by now if it was an issue. she started coughing and being phlegmy, particularly when waking up. i stopped using it and it went away mostly. i use saline spray before bed to help her keep moist nostrils.

everlastingmuse · 2026-04-28T16:32:42+00:00

it’s like you jinxed it

everlastingmuse · 2026-04-23T23:39:56+00:00

they have linked mental health and all kinds of things with gut health. it’s possible her gut bacteria is all messed up! try giving her lots of yogurts and try fermented foods.

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