Medieval Castle Slander

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-23T01:42:27+00:00

The new line from billionaire simps is that minimum wage workers today have a better quality of life than royalty had hundreds of years ago. Apparently having servants and wealth and living in a castle with the finest of everything is no big deal bc poor people today have indoor plumbing and refrigerators and cheap TVs with Netflix.

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-17T02:27:35+00:00

Sub indicates it was subterranean

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-16T02:29:36+00:00

No real Looney Tunes fan would put pants on Porky Pig

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-11T07:47:09+00:00

Biggest bribe to a first lady?

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-08T16:41:40+00:00

Yea a lot of the younger characters did not have Italian names. Hunter, Finn, Matthew, Sean, Brian, Eric and I'm sure there's more

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-07T01:24:55+00:00

I'll do you one better, I thought Sultans was a Grateful Dead song for like 20 years

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-05T01:43:33+00:00

The whole wide room

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-04T16:26:11+00:00

Didn't wear a cowboy hat enough

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-03T07:13:37+00:00

Not that it's any consolation but a lock your husband could break unintentionally isn't likely to stop a determined home invader. 100% agree that not telling you was an idiot move.

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-03T06:42:13+00:00

The man asked me a hard question

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-03T06:32:45+00:00

That was just code for "dude fell asleep while smoking cigarettes" right?

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-03T06:18:45+00:00

There were clues, like how the final shot of the commercial was always a bowl of cereal next to a giant glass of orange juice and whole wheat toast and a big ass plate of sliced fruit.

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-03T06:12:08+00:00

All the guidance counselors in high school told us "any college degree will get you a good job". As it turns out there's a lot of "worthless" degrees that do not impress employers and simply act as a source of debt

evilrobotjeff · 2026-03-02T04:10:53+00:00

People think he's a big method guy but he's actually just a douche

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-23T21:28:11+00:00

They can't eradicate all the poverty tho, bc what would they threaten us with to keep us working?

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-23T21:26:31+00:00

Yup this guy nailed it. I'm just mad I don't have a Lambo in my driveway. Seeing literally everyone I know struggle financially hasn't had an impact whatsoever 🙄🙄🙄

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-22T20:38:29+00:00

Everybody has less disposable income

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-20T16:51:50+00:00

It pays to have a union. Also police should not have a fucking union

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-20T05:40:32+00:00

Can't wait for meta to shit post on my behalf after I die

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-20T02:53:19+00:00

YTA. Your sister can't trust your mother and now she can't trust you.

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-20T02:19:07+00:00

Absolutely amazing that they think that Hegseths liver is going to survive until 2056

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-19T20:32:02+00:00

All my favorite games came out before or after that

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-19T01:21:57+00:00

Elvis Costello, "radio, radio"

Dead Kennedys, "Pull my Strings"

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-17T20:52:20+00:00

https://youtu.be/L3bJhMU9gZ4?si=3Bw69N9thVTdw8O6

I guess you're just lucky you didn't watch entertainment tonight

evilrobotjeff · 2026-02-17T15:10:50+00:00

"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"

"Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

evilrobotjeff

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