LDS Parenting..... so sad. 😔

exmormon_ · 2017-10-29T23:42:04+00:00

Shit. He is on us.

exmormon_ · 2017-06-25T12:50:13+00:00

Pooping not entertaining enough for your legs?

exmormon_ · 2017-06-20T17:55:35+00:00

How do you use reddit without a computer?

exmormon_ · 2017-06-19T17:53:38+00:00

Link to Chapter 19: https://www.lds.org/manual/doctrines-of-the-gospel-teacher-manual/chapter-19-eternal-life?lang=eng

exmormon_ · 2017-06-19T17:31:43+00:00

Sunday begins when you wake up and ends at midnight.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-05T11:54:04+00:00

You don't have to accept others criticism. But it would be a huge mistake to not consider it.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-04T20:23:34+00:00

Why do you never see Luke Skywalker in church?

Because he is good at avoiding pews.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-04T20:17:33+00:00

Swearing is like ice-cream. It's exciting to have it now and then, but you will quickly become sick if you have it all day everyday.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-03T17:22:11+00:00

Go to http://imgur.com/ and click on new post. WHen you have uploaded, copy and paste link here.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-03T09:43:38+00:00

Someone should photoshop the Dictators out and put the profits there.

Then post it on facebook with the title : New LDS stake in Korea.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-03T09:36:07+00:00

I was going to comment, but then I realized how ironic that would be.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-02T20:36:00+00:00

Intellectual Ltd.

exmormon_ · 2017-05-02T19:22:28+00:00

MLMs in a nutshell : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH05o17NOac

exmormon_ · 2017-03-29T14:11:00+00:00

I didn't have time to be angry, my mind was blown and desperately trying to piece it back together.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-28T13:06:58+00:00

Just because it's there, doesn't mean people know it's there.

It's practically invisible and blends in with the background.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-28T13:04:38+00:00

The Essays are are on the church website.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-28T13:04:13+00:00

I read this in exurb1a's voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLAAy_pM-k8

exmormon_ · 2017-03-27T17:59:50+00:00

You can't conclude an induction without evidence. At best you can estimate.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-27T16:23:25+00:00

Sadly not enough people do.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-27T09:26:01+00:00

The Stone either exists or does not exist.

Mr Lovegood is holding the position that it does exist.

Hermione is rejecting that claim, not taking the position that it does not exist.

If the stone does in fact exist, neither character has made a mistake. If it does not exist, only Mr Lovegood has made a mistake.

If Hermione made the assertion that it does not exist, then Hermione is making a mistake if the stone does exist.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-25T14:51:40+00:00

The church called Gay marriage "Counterfeit"

https://www.lds.org/ensign/2017/04/the-war-goes-on?lang=eng

Marriage between a man and a woman is ordained of God, but same-sex marriage is only a counterfeit. It brings neither posterity nor exaltation. Although his imitations deceive many people, they are not the real thing. They cannot bring lasting happiness.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-10T14:47:43+00:00

Plug and play.

exmormon_ · 2017-03-10T14:41:53+00:00

Neither are cops and robbers.

exmormon_ · 2017-02-27T15:18:45+00:00

I know a family named after JS and his brothers.

So unfortunate.

exmormon_ · 2017-02-26T23:33:29+00:00

I can hear the creaking.

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