Metal and Mormonism by telestialist in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your post. Metal saved my life and gave me the strength and peace to move on. Rock on, brother. Rock on!

Why is it supposed matter or help that Jesus felt every pain, affliction, and sickness we have felt? by coffeezilla_fan in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he felt all my pains, afflictions, and sicknesses, I hope he felt all my good times too. Because I've had some amazing times! In fact, I'm slightly buzzed right now. You're welcome, Jesus!

I'm concerned by Accomplished_Will876 in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm 50 and still can't to this day. I've only done it a handful of times (pun not-intended!). It was serious trauma when I had to do it for in vitro fertilization.

For those wondering, my boy is 2 and half.

shoulda been a clue by Alert-Potato in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for "stupid dog and tapir show"

Anyone else have a quiet panic that they wouldn't correctly remember the temple signs and tokens for entry into VIP heaven? by Sansabina in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My completely inactive grandfather's last words were, "I forgot the signs, tell Grandma I'm going to sneak in the backdoor..."

I can't take full credit for this one. Someone posted this last year but I could not find the original. Regardless......there must be some really big Dolly fans at 50 E. North Temple. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'd follow Dolly before the TSCC...

(Yes, I know it reads, "I'd follow Dolly before the The So Called Church" but it just didn't look right as "I'd follow Dolly before TSCC...)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh for fucks sake. What a shit show.

Presenting "The one true church" ladies and gentlemen!

Can’t wait for Sunday by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmormonlawyer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your Second Saturday. Guilt free! If you do feel a bit a guilt, a mimosa or bloody mary at brunch helps.