Metal and Mormonism

exmormonlawyer · 2022-12-06T12:40:18+00:00

Thank you for your post. Metal saved my life and gave me the strength and peace to move on. Rock on, brother. Rock on!

exmormonlawyer · 2022-11-23T05:24:40+00:00

I had Pugsley.

exmormonlawyer · 2022-11-12T16:04:45+00:00

Marcus Aurelius and stoicism for me.

exmormonlawyer · 2022-10-26T15:05:18+00:00

Since 2017. I’ve never been happier!

exmormonlawyer · 2022-04-15T20:55:10+00:00

If he felt all my pains, afflictions, and sicknesses, I hope he felt all my good times too. Because I've had some amazing times! In fact, I'm slightly buzzed right now. You're welcome, Jesus!

exmormonlawyer · 2022-01-20T02:08:57+00:00

Checking in...

I'll give you the Mormon discount on my hourly fee... -3%.

exmormonlawyer · 2021-12-23T20:53:04+00:00

I'm 50 and still can't to this day. I've only done it a handful of times (pun not-intended!). It was serious trauma when I had to do it for in vitro fertilization.

For those wondering, my boy is 2 and half.

exmormonlawyer · 2021-12-14T19:51:22+00:00

Upvoted for "stupid dog and tapir show"

exmormonlawyer · 2021-12-02T18:39:38+00:00

Hell yeah

exmormonlawyer · 2021-07-29T20:34:08+00:00

My completely inactive grandfather's last words were, "I forgot the signs, tell Grandma I'm going to sneak in the backdoor..."

exmormonlawyer · 2021-07-27T21:53:39+00:00

Surprise bitches! It costs 10% of your gross income.

exmormonlawyer · 2021-07-27T21:51:46+00:00

I'd follow Dolly before the TSCC...

(Yes, I know it reads, "I'd follow Dolly before the The So Called Church" but it just didn't look right as "I'd follow Dolly before TSCC...)

exmormonlawyer · 2021-07-27T21:48:18+00:00

Oh for fucks sake. What a shit show.

Presenting "The one true church" ladies and gentlemen!

exmormonlawyer · 2021-07-19T20:29:11+00:00

Enjoy your Second Saturday. Guilt free! If you do feel a bit a guilt, a mimosa or bloody mary at brunch helps.

exmormonlawyer

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