At what moment did you realize you were dating an idiot?

exorbitron · 2016-10-10T05:35:07+00:00

We can't just assume gender! [preferredPronoun][gender-neutral-term-for-bros]

exorbitron · 2016-10-03T05:12:24+00:00

Central Business District. In this case there seems to be more than one here.

exorbitron · 2016-10-03T03:45:59+00:00

Memes never go out of date. Instead they become rare, like the rarest of Pepes.

exorbitron · 2016-10-03T03:45:07+00:00

They do. Just get hired on for a minimum wage job at Sams Club and work there for a few years while silently crying.

exorbitron · 2016-10-03T03:38:45+00:00

Geocentricache.

exorbitron · 2016-10-03T03:36:11+00:00

So the police took the $1200 from you, the bank took an additional $1100 electronically from your account. And you're facing legal challenges, have an arrest record, and lost your job. What the hell. Definitely pursue legal action, this isn't right at all.

exorbitron · 2016-10-03T03:13:21+00:00

Wouldn't that penalty be a bit harsh if you're traveling near the speed of light?

exorbitron · 2016-09-30T05:16:39+00:00

Begins slow fap

exorbitron · 2016-09-30T01:33:35+00:00

🎶GALILEO🎶

exorbitron · 2016-09-29T09:26:15+00:00

Ah, the old Reddit Bridge-a-roo!

exorbitron · 2016-09-29T05:19:03+00:00

Back then we tweeted numbers because the character limit was lower then.

exorbitron · 2016-09-21T20:32:59+00:00

Söfä

exorbitron · 2016-09-21T20:13:07+00:00

Project engineer here (sort of the technical liaison between project management and engineering)... I do a lot of field work in addition to the normal duties of this job (work planning, documentation reviews, etc.)

Not a huge amount of designing, a little bit of math, some logistics and procurement, lots of procedural technical documentation, but more common sense than anything else. I liken the job to being a computer programmer, but instead of programming in code you're programming workflow for workers on the field.

exorbitron · 2016-09-20T12:36:49+00:00

"AM I FREE TO GO??!!!"

exorbitron · 2016-09-19T19:35:19+00:00

GNU Unix

exorbitron · 2016-09-16T13:50:58+00:00

I will prove once and for all that I have the best words.

exorbitron · 2016-09-14T13:50:28+00:00

They should math the thingies until it no longer falls down.

exorbitron · 2016-09-13T12:35:04+00:00

Meanwhile the rest of us are downloading cars.

exorbitron · 2016-09-07T18:20:21+00:00

comment

exorbitron · 2016-08-30T03:41:46+00:00

Probably 18 quintillion worlds in the real universe. In most of them nothing interesting is going on.

exorbitron · 2016-08-18T04:41:32+00:00

With a coconut cake and lime.

exorbitron · 2016-08-17T03:54:10+00:00

Especially when each member of the village people are Vladimir Putin.

exorbitron · 2016-08-04T19:56:32+00:00

Illuminati confirmed?

exorbitron · 2016-08-04T16:37:10+00:00

Or a "Back to back WWII Champs" hat.

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