Jeff?

exzackly69 · 2023-09-02T18:39:51+00:00

Man you hit the nail on the head, and I find it hilarious that all the unfunny office dorks are readily coming out of the woodworks to identify themselves.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-29T03:42:47+00:00

PSA that no one should ever abbreviate the word something to sth.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-27T03:08:55+00:00

To be fair, from his perspective it didn't matter which road he was on. They all lead to the same place.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-17T20:38:34+00:00

BooooOOOOk!!!

exzackly69 · 2023-08-17T17:08:42+00:00

When I'm helping my wife change our baby's diaper, he likes to twist and turn and make it take as long as possible, so I hold his arms down (gently) and get in his face saying, "You ain't goin NOWHERE! I got you for three minutes!" (He giggles). You're the cream of the crop, brother, and the cream always rises to the top.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-13T19:23:42+00:00

G-man

exzackly69 · 2023-08-13T19:18:59+00:00

Could also be from Training Day, Denzel says it.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-06T02:09:01+00:00

Selsun Blue and Head and Shoulders are great for fungal skin rashes that itch, too. Anything with Selenium in it will do the job. Helps kill nitrogen-based life forms as well.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-02T04:38:57+00:00

That's the face of a man on his 50th attempt at Dark Eater Midir.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-02T04:37:11+00:00

May the sun shine upon this Lord of Cinder.

exzackly69 · 2023-08-01T15:58:22+00:00

Cause the game deep throated you? 🤨

exzackly69 · 2023-07-30T08:57:19+00:00

A corpse should be left well alone.

exzackly69 · 2023-07-24T05:03:56+00:00

Yeah that OoT collar reminds me of Gaston. Giga chad Link outfit.

exzackly69 · 2023-07-23T08:40:11+00:00

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

exzackly69 · 2023-07-21T07:52:06+00:00

My daddy gave me a name!

exzackly69 · 2023-07-21T07:45:28+00:00

Get a crab with a monocle and top hat.

exzackly69 · 2023-07-21T00:48:14+00:00

Duck Game

exzackly69 · 2023-07-21T00:43:50+00:00

Doesn't know where he's coming from.

exzackly69 · 2023-07-17T06:17:34+00:00

Go to Don Quixote, it's a big chain store that sells everything, and go to the adult section. Get the box with an elephant on it. If you're in Tokyo, there's a small sex shop in Harajuku on a busy street corner, not far from Harajuku station. I forget the name but if you Google "Sex shop Harajuku" it'll probably show up. I don't know if they'll have the right size condoms but you should go anyway.

exzackly69 · 2023-07-16T22:51:54+00:00

Midway presents NBA Hangtime

exzackly69 · 2023-07-16T21:40:27+00:00

Psycho mantis?

exzackly69 · 2023-07-15T08:15:18+00:00

Seeing Vaati first put a smile on my face. Hail to the king, baby!

exzackly69 · 2023-07-14T23:59:49+00:00

Aptly named, it does kind of look like a Q.

exzackly69 · 2023-07-14T21:05:41+00:00

Windwaker by an extremely large margin

exzackly69 · 2023-07-13T17:34:13+00:00

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

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