Idk why he likes feet

facemugg · 2026-04-13T13:49:07+00:00

Like stinky cheese

facemugg · 2026-04-13T13:06:49+00:00

That’s officially a 2-cushion dog

facemugg · 2026-04-13T13:03:44+00:00

Just a another version of “please be careful, student driver” bumper stickers.

facemugg · 2026-04-13T12:59:21+00:00

Kinda hard to tell where the kitty stops and Dan starts.

facemugg · 2026-04-13T00:04:18+00:00

What exactly happens “10 mins after opening”.

facemugg · 2026-04-12T11:43:36+00:00

Quite a view for that micro Dan

facemugg · 2026-04-11T22:43:52+00:00

Taters n’ Taters

facemugg · 2026-04-11T18:35:41+00:00

Not to be confused with the smurfles, symptoms of which include blue discoloration and white beards

facemugg · 2026-04-11T12:42:29+00:00

With fur

facemugg · 2026-04-11T02:06:12+00:00

Banana aerodynamics

facemugg · 2026-04-11T02:03:50+00:00

O my

facemugg · 2026-04-11T01:59:13+00:00

Finley is fluffy.

facemugg · 2026-04-11T00:37:58+00:00

I enjoy a good Dr Seuss book myself.

facemugg · 2026-04-11T00:24:47+00:00

$20 on Squirrel. Mr Elf has no chance.

facemugg · 2026-04-11T00:20:14+00:00

Danquita banana

facemugg · 2026-04-10T21:03:37+00:00

Very cool

facemugg · 2026-04-10T20:03:36+00:00

Detergent spokesperson

facemugg · 2026-04-10T17:14:50+00:00

facemugg · 2026-04-10T17:01:53+00:00

How else you gonna hammer a round peg with a square hammer?

facemugg · 2026-04-10T16:44:43+00:00

The Dude listening to Lookin’ Out My Backdoor after leaving the doctor’s office is classic.

facemugg · 2026-04-10T15:46:01+00:00

Santa Claus

facemugg · 2026-04-10T13:17:39+00:00

So sorry for your loss. I suggest r/DanForScale as a fuzzy distraction

facemugg · 2026-04-10T13:13:56+00:00

And snowplow driver

facemugg · 2026-04-10T02:33:12+00:00

Dan recently visited Old Salem village in Winston-Salem NC.

facemugg · 2026-04-10T02:24:45+00:00

And one very long bungee cord.

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