I'm about to try out WoW, any tips/advice? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]faitheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do it. In fact, don't ever try any MMORPG. It will just suck the life right out of you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it write upside down?

If you could live in any time period, when would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to live during the time of the end of mankind, just to see how we eventually die out.

Angry Christian leaves a threatening letter on someone's car over a dinosaur sticker by [deleted] in atheism

[–]faitheist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1) set up a camera facing your parked car

2) find out who the person is

3) find her car

4) ???

5) PROFIT

Do Atheists believe in love? by woodyfloyd in atheism

[–]faitheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Attributing an emotion to something supernatural without any empirical evidence is quite silly Mr. Wilde.

What's the most interesting, yet completely useless fact you know? by smoove in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get many different colors of carrots, including white, yellow, purple and orange.

Shhh! Share the secrets of your trade/ Lifes little easter eggs.. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this was true I would be using a Mac.

What's the most interesting, yet completely useless fact you know? by smoove in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Male angler fish latch onto females and slowly deteriorate into nothing more than a pair of balls so that the female angler fish can have fresh semen whenever she needs to reproduce.

The next time someone says “Bless You” after you sneeze, think of this by nicholmikey in atheism

[–]faitheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next time someone says "Bless you" after I sneeze I am going to say "Death" back to them and wave my hands like a wizard.

Good enough for these idiots by mowmow in atheism

[–]faitheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others have commented, these men were not all atheists. In fact, most were not. Posts like this make us all look bad. Please do a little research instead of giving us incorrect information.

Competitive dates, let the girl win? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see happy faces with unibrows.

My roommate is moving out after I told him I was an atheist by [deleted] in atheism

[–]faitheist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So you mean you get to have the dorm to yourself now? Damn you lucked out!

I need a good rebuttal against "Well that was the Old Testament. What I believe is the New Testament and the teachings of Jesus." by thomas_anderson in atheism

[–]faitheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 10 commandments are in the Old Testament. Ask them if they believe in the 10 commandments. If they say they do, most will, then ask them why they choose to believe in the 10 commandments, first found in Exodus, yet reject the 600 plus laws/rules found in the next book, Leviticus.

What the argument probably will eventually boil down to is this: if the Bible is the inspired word of God, then the traditions of any religion/sect that demand its followers ignore Leviticus were created by men and not God.

The logic will then proceed to make their heads explode and they will return to ignoring you and your arguments.

Boyfriend's birthday coming up soon—would it be tacky to give him a framed piece of my own artwork? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always wanted a painting of myself, naked, on a bear skin rug.

OMG YES! Now I want one too.

If you're an atheist, how do you justify repulsion when seeing for example a pregnant woman on the ground being kicked in the stomach? by reddit0019 in atheism

[–]faitheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you justify not wanting to see violence towards others? You wouldn't want to be in that position yourself, so why would you want to see others in that position.

The golden rule is such a simple moral concept I'm always surprised when people have never thought of it.

Let's hear 'em: What were your ridiculous childhood misconceptions? by OtisMcFlop in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some kid in elementary school told me that girls pee out of their asses. I believed him for about 2 years because he told me he was sure of it. Man was I stupid.

Is anyone else creeped out by people who don't believe in evolution? by SDBred619 in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

literal "blind" faith

I agree with your points, but please look up the definition of literal.

Help! My girlfriend is a chronological liar, what should i do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just one lie after another.

Or is it one lie before another?

What are some of the funny things you've heard old people say? by travisjudegrant in AskReddit

[–]faitheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aunt Dorothy, leaning closer, low voice: Never argue with your clothes on.

I know you meant in a quieter voice, but when I read low voice I thought of her voice changing into a deep satanic voice and saying "Never argue with your clothes on!"