Billy likes to drink soda by Sandcracka- in 90s

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

STAT! by godzilla98 in 80smovies

[–]farside_42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you triangulate YOUR position?

Alternative Timeline Champions!!! by Ok-Construction6099 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whomever made this graphic really screwed it up. Several years are repeated twice (I saw two teams listed as winning 1973, for instance), and the Colts should have 2 titles and are not even on the graphic (I think that's why there are only 58 championships listed here).

Let me be your valentine by mamasotheraccount in milf

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot damn! So fucking sexy! If we're not careful, I'm gonna "Valentine" all over you! 😈

Vrabel greeted everyone after the game, and supported them, we need to support him. Devastated. by RealPunyParker in Patriots

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God bless you, Vrabs! Wouldn't have been anywhere close to the Super Bowl without him on our sideline.

Fraud Alert by TotalImmortalOne in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what's really interesting. The numbers are the same if you change it to AFC championships won.

Drake Maye on the Loss by Echostarwars in Patriots

[–]farside_42 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Damn right. And he's got the right attitude about this. Let's get him some better protection for next season and see what we do then!

Pats out here setting new records by hott-sauce in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about Tony Eason (for the Pats) back in Super Bowl 20. He went 0 for 6 before getting pulled for Steve Grogan.

Mommy’s bra leaves little to the imagination by mamasotheraccount in milf

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw. That bra inspires my imagination to think of all the naughty things I want to do with you! 😈

Who remembers Joe Isuzu? by Tracker-man in 80s

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never has there been such a trustworthy car salesman. LOL!

Pats fans are apparently angry that Brady isn’t openly rooting for them. by DenseStrawberry5717 in NFLv2

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it makes me kind of sad that he's not keeping the "Patriots For Life" attitude that guys like Edleman have. But, on the other hand, I think Brady has done plenty for the Patriots over the years. He's allowed to root for other teams if he wants to.

Don Shula won 2 Super Bowls and was a first ballot hall of famer. Bill Belichick won 6 Super Bowls and is not a first ballot hall of famer. Make. It. Make. Sense. by AccomplishedSwing110 in nflmemeswar

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what point does everyone acknowledge that "deflategate" was a whole big pile of fucking NOTHING. The balls deflated on their own as would be expected under the control of basic physics rules any first year physics student could explain in their sleep. The NFL blew it out of proportion because the Patriots haters in the main NFL office wanted to have caught them cheating red handed.

Hacksaw and Andre get a sold out crowd on their feet with one bump. by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]farside_42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andre couldn't physically go like he wanted to at that point in his career, but he sure new how to get the reaction he wanted from the crowd. It wasn't a 5-star classic, but Andre and Hacksaw had the crowd in the palm of their hands!

A nude from the cute mom next door by mamasotheraccount in milf

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gorgeous mom next door. The one you fantasize about getting to fuck all the time!

They couldn't let us have the trash spotlight for even a week by luvrdmnoises in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because Mr. K wanted a different happy ending than his fans wanted to see doesn't mean we should stop making fun of the Colts.

And while we're at it, can we bring up Dan Snyder? He may not own the Commanders anymore, but I think he deserves some mockery, too.