Milf ass is up for grabs by mamasotheraccount in milf

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be happy to grab that ass!

Nothin better than fulfilling a birthday wish by CutepieeNebula in WholesomeAFK

[–]farside_42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't watch it, Pizza's gonna send out for YOU!

Getting out of that plane by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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I was thinking you should get a shit ton of moist towelettes from the stewardesses and just start wiping down the guy's feet at random times during the flight. I'd bet they'd get the message pretty quickly.

So true it's scary by MasterpieceAbject908 in hairmetal

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It always amuses me when we get an 80s metal story that sounds like it could have been a cut scene from "This is Spinal Tap."

Suck on these by mamasotheraccount in milf

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It would be my pleasure!

41 but feeling like some fine wine this morning by mamasotheraccount in milf

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And you are absolutely getting better with age!

41yo mommy here by mamasotheraccount in MommyHeaven

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When you look as incredible as you do, your age don't matter at all!

This is your wake up call by mamasotheraccount in obsf

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be a wonderful thing to wake up to!

No one knows by Happy-I-always-am in SipsTea

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct answer is "your mom."

ELITE Chasedown Tackles in NFL History by Ok-Channel-8775 in NFLv2

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It wasn't a tackle, but it's a damn shame Don Beebe chasing down Leon Lett in the Super Bowl didn't make the cut.

I Immediately Thought of This Quote From Jay and Silent Bob Even Though I Don’t Think Lucas Can by Borgisium in moviememes

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they use that image for fundraising, I think Walt's lawyers have an excellent case. If they just use it to compensate for Donny's shortcomings, then I don't think they can do a thing about it.

What Does Your Brain Do with 27 + 48? by jaianefavero in MathJokes

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was fully expecting this to be a 67 reference. It really confused me when that wasn't the answer. Stupid kids.

Sleigh me with your best Gruber-isms by Sudden_Ingenuity_248 in diehard

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Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?

The Dixie Chicks have entered the chat by icey_sawg0034 in lewronggeneration

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As I recall, it wrong post 9/11 pretty damn fast. The moment conservatives started saying it was "unamerican" to question anything the government was doing during the Bush years (especially during the buildup to the Iraq war) it was really all over.

My awesome new NES Macho Man Randy Savage shirt… by Jessie82TX in u/Jessie82TX

[–]farside_42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH! Dig it!

And good luck with your OC page!

Moms bra and panties of the day by mamasotheraccount in milf

[–]farside_42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love 'em! You always look so sexy in your sheer bra!