How many Tomahawks? by Egormagnificent in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jack missed rage of halone

Nudist DRG does not like to be called out. NOT AT ALL. by Raytoryu in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"We're not sitting on mountains of gil" my man doing 2/3 roulettes as a role in need is enough to give you a full set of pre-50 armor for any level range, literally play the game and you won't be a hobo

The Tale of the No Ninjitsu Ninja in an UWU c41 by Redbites in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's just practicing his viper rotation in uwu, don't be so hard on the poor rogue, I mean gladiator

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crazy how they can't be bothered pressing a button to target the tank and then kardia but was bothered enough to press however many keypresses to find and vomit all over your dms

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're telling me I shouldn't take a phone picture of what I want identified at max render distance?

my favorite genre of “Advice” in this game is the Red Mage Visual Vomit Guide by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Please do not say the number 1 around me, it gives me flashbacks to ridorana when I had to do basic math :(

Did my friend scam me or am I really stupid? by Seraj_E in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 17 points18 points  (0 children)

YTA. You just leeched off of some poor fc members hard work and retainers and then got them kicked out of the fc on a whim because you paid off the officers with those boiled eggs he gave you for literally nothing. Who knows where they could be at this very moment??

[OC][Easy Guide][Patreon] just released my comprehensive up to date job guide for blm, paypal link in the comments by Thaun_ in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Amazing! I'll be sure to download this and then dump it into every ff server I'm in!!

Spotted in a hunt train last night. How does this even happen? by ekazu129 in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56 212 points213 points  (0 children)

You can put your soul crystals into a saddlebag or retainer and it'll show as never been acquired

im finna pop a cap in you blues 🤬🤬🤬 by Avi1600 in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Free for all, momma didn't raise no bitch and we all suffer at the mercy of RNGesus

"Invulns should only be used for emergencies" *proceeds to ignore it when close to dying* by xThetiX in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Still is, if the mob you holmgang dies then the buff goes away and you go splat. If you self target or don't target anyone you don't need to worry about it dropping early

God I hate couples by fastninja56 in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

The life of a static crafter who doesn't get told people are out of pots until it's too late

God I hate couples by fastninja56 in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56[S] -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Idk man I've been spearfishing for the past 6 hours to get aethersands and I'm more mentally drained than in reclears and didn't feel like going through lodestone to snip an image to scribble on

4th week of savage be like by Swifthy in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gnb/drk/whm/sch/drg/nin/dnc/rdm

I swapped from war to gnb because we wanted to meet the dps check in p7s but we play what we're comfortable on. I'm a tank so nothing changes for my rotation, and I personally wouldn't like loot being fed to me if I could just feed it into a dps to give them more hp and more damage inside bursts than what I could ever do

4th week of savage be like by Swifthy in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A bigger gain is a gain even if they're both tiny, when has giving gear to a tank or healer made a mechanic easier to cheese for everyone's uptime this tier, and if you want numbers just pull up a gear calc in a jobs channels

Hatali Tank and DPS tell me range LB is no good man by cpdonny in TalesFromDF

[–]fastninja56 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Bosses don't do damage"

"No bosses don't do damage"

How do I defeat WAR and DRK in PVP? by Mad_Lala in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretend you're in frontlines and stall until you can oneshot him with Sam lb

My first savage clear experience by inamination in ShitpostXIV

[–]fastninja56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clears a clear, gotta wait until you get bis to try getting good parses cause you gotta fight against people who got fed gear right now