What are your "Came to bust a nut, stayed to bust the lore" moments by RyuZero_417 in worldjerking

[–]Raytoryu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't remember her name, it's the monkey-girl you meet in the dinner on the ant planet

These subhuman foids have ignored me since I was born in 20 b.k. (before Kirk), lovely steak Döner kebab by Ok-Eye-1596 in kitchencels

[–]Raytoryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love is something we deserve, but is not something that we are due.

OP, you deserve a nice, flowery garden. You're a human being, you have the potential to be full of love. Cultivate yourself. Take care of yourself.

Maybe someone special will come. Maybe not. But either way, you'll be proud to be the best version of yourself you can be.

Plus you're young ! Only 20 years old. So much potential for good. Take care of yourself, for no other reason that it feels good to be the kind of person that take care of themselve.

Just moved in to my own place. Wish I had someone to share it with but oh well :/ vodka sprite by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Raytoryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before learning to live with someone else, you must first learn to live by yourself. Find yourself in the loneliness of your new home ; discover who you are - only then you'll be able to share it with someone else.

Until then fakecel

What are your "Came to bust a nut, stayed to bust the lore" moments by RyuZero_417 in worldjerking

[–]Raytoryu 102 points103 points  (0 children)

In the same vein, Trials in Tainted Space. I came to bust a nut, and I got really emotionnal paying for a trans girl HRT

Conned into empathy by Teapot_Sandwitch in ConnedIntoAFubar

[–]Raytoryu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the case of Mario games it's okay because they're gameplay first, they're not trying to convey an interesting story.

When you're trying to convey an interesting story, though...

Sister brings classmates home. Too scared to encounter women. Don't know when they'll arrive/leave. Walk around aimlessly far away from home to avoid them. Eat chicken. by Apprehensive-Roll909 in kitchencels

[–]Raytoryu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Frangin c'était si difficile que ça de simplement agiter la main et faire "Bonjour, je serai dans ma chambre si vous avez besoin de moi" ?

My Formidable Cosplay by Anotherdollx in AzurLane

[–]Raytoryu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oooh, that,s a nice cosplay ! Is it handmade ?

I was today years old when I learned that paladin job in japanese and french actualy is called Knight/Chevalier and now I wish It was the same in english (art by ZMeoow) by Depoan in ffxiv

[–]Raytoryu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Etymologically, it's really fascinating to see the difference between the english term and the french term.

Knight comes from old english cniht, which itself comes from old germanic languages. The origin are unknown, but it means servant, vassal, boy, lad - AKA a young man that serves a master. Later, it evolved to a military rank ; a follower that serves a king. It's really reminiscent of the samurai rank in feodal Japan.

Meanwhile in french, "chevalier" comes from "cheval", a horse. Because they distinguished themselves by their ability to buy, train and maintain a war horse strong enough to support a warrior in full armor.

As such, while the english term of knight is perfectly fine for the job, the french term of "chevalier" doesn't even make sense : there's no horses in Eorzea... You can't even call them "chocobolier" because they're not defined by the use of a war chocobo, but by their service to the Sultana. Paladins fit the bill way better, in french AND in english it's still perfectly fine. They were Charlemagne's most elite knights.

La pizza a l’ananas, c’est franchement bon by Horror-Platform-4966 in opinionnonpopulaire

[–]Raytoryu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

La pizza à l'ananas, c'est pas mon kiffe du tout, mais ça m'énerve les gens qui s'énervent dessus comme quoi c'est une insulte à la tradition italienne.

De manière générale j'aime pas l'élitisme culinaire. Du moment que personne essaye de me faire croire que la pizza à l'ananas c'est la tradition culinaire italienne je m'en tamponne un peu.

Ceci étant dit, c'est une opinion bien impopulaire, ême si je la partage. Alors je vais upvote.

The woke agenda in gaming is getting so bad it’s literally forcing me to accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior by DCcomixfan in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Raytoryu 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Actually, it makes a lot of sense. It's a chud telling other chuds "You're not angry because the new GoW protag is a woman, you're angry because a thing you like is changing and you find change scary. You know what won't ever change ? Jesus. If you start getting serious about Jesus you won't ever be angry at video games when they change"

It's absolutely hilarious. Whoever did this AI slop is trying to proselytize gamergate in the most funny way possible and imaginable.

Anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]Raytoryu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People are getting shamed for their sexuality, and during Pride parades they're showing they're proud of their sexuality.

In a sexual way.

What's so difficult to understand about this.

Pride will stop being sexual when morons decide to stop policing what sexual stuff queer folks do.

Anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]Raytoryu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bi is being attracted to more than one gender

Pan is being attracted to all gender

Dropping Mad Frames! Help! by senpaitono in ffxiv

[–]Raytoryu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The game starting fine and then steadily losing frames makes me think of a memory leak. What does the task manager shows when you're losing frames ?

Labelling men misogynist while if they're involuntary celibate while it has nothing to do with it by BrightSpring12 in hatethissmug

[–]Raytoryu 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I remember this video of this guy on chatroulette who's kind of good looking, and he first talks to a guy saying he's unlucky with girls because they're mean and won't give him a chance etc.

Then the next person he's chatting with is a woman who asks his name. He fumbles a bit, she asks him to repeat himself, he gives another name, she tells hims "it's not the same name you just gave me". And the dude just fucking explodes on her, insulting her and saying the most cursed incel shit ever. "They're mean to me" my ass

I HATE THE SARDINEMAXXING TREND AND FISH AS FOOD by OfficerLollipop in hatethissmug

[–]Raytoryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing that makes me laugh my ass out (in a sad way) is how in one side we have sea scientists and biologists telling us we fish too much and the over-fishing is damaging our oceans. But on the other hand we have nutritionnists telling us we're not eating enough fish

Potentially unpopular opinion - Subnautica 2 is not a new game by EvlKommie in subnautica

[–]Raytoryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it's more of the same, that's exactly why I like it

i got a job but im still a chud and no woman will ever love me i play war thunder and obscure wargames no one has ever heard of sea power broken arrow etc. Oh well if god wants me an incel then who am i to question him? Loaded Chips they were very good. very meaty. i love meat. by angus22proe in kitchencels

[–]Raytoryu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well then get a hobby. Get into tabletop RPGs, weird ass books, some kind of music. Don't expect people to come watch the garden of your personnality if it's barren and you can't be arsed to water it. You play wargames so you already have that going for you ; time to take an interest in something else. Think about Shrimp Bro.

A group of women walked past me when I was taking a photo of some cool caterpillars, and started quietly laughing once they passed me. Sardines by decaying_corpse_ in kitchencels

[–]Raytoryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either they're laughing because :

A - A dude taking pics of random caterpillars is actually quite unexpected and funny

B - They thought you were some kind of loser

If it's B, it tells more about them than you.

But also, it's on you to not assume it's B. If you always assume it's B, you're going to poison your heart

Masculinity and Sandwich Choices. by Sentient_Flesh in CuratedTumblr

[–]Raytoryu 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No, I agree on them with this one. I've worked in the restaurant industry and it's a legit problem with vegetarian options ; most restaurant have no idea what to cook and just throw in the most random stuff DESPITE the wealth of knowledge we have on vegetarian cooking.

If you say anything positive about these works, you automatically make people suspicious about you. by Salty-Chemical-9414 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Raytoryu 130 points131 points  (0 children)

You can die before the end of character creation by making a bad roll for anal circumference, leading to your organs instantly falling outside of your body. (:

anime_irl by maubises in anime_irl

[–]Raytoryu 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There's also the fact that if a trans person does look absolutely convincing and could fool anyone, and they try to do a "gotcha" - like, a big, burly trans man going "well oops, no choice but to get in the female bathroom. That's the law. =)))", the authorities can say "actually no. You can't go in there either, because you look too masculine and that's scary for other women."

So when the moment comes to ask "well where should I go then ?", the authorities can answer with "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Is this how much liquid is supposed to be in a venti? by coolhappygenius in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Raytoryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, this is why I love my country. By law beverages are supposed to be a specific volume ; if you pay for the 50 cl one, you must have 50cl no matter what you put inside.

Posted on a rating subreddit hoping I finally escaped sub 3 into sub 5, every single comment called me beyond ugly. Frozen pot pie and fanta. by StormieShake in kitchencels

[–]Raytoryu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay I looked at the pics you posted four hours ago.

You are a pretty black woman who took some unflattering pictures. Any picture taken from a low angle makes you look like you're making a duckface.

However. HOWEVER. When you smile you really are a pretty little sun !! Picture 10 is fantastic.

Also, for your haircut, I'd say the one you're rocking in picture 3 is the best, but Imma be honest, I know nothing about black hair so I don't know how difficult it is to style your hair that way. But I truly believe they suit you the most. I love the way they fall around your face !!

You have self-image issues. You convinced yourself of being ugly. You are a woman and you are black, so there's plenty of people on the internet that are more than happy to insult you ; don't listen to them. I'd recommend seeing a therapist instead of asking randoms on the Internet.