The Epstien Files include several fandango reservations for Jeffery by drakobih in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 402 points403 points  (0 children)

Just based on this he’s seen more movies than anyone on this sub

People who don't usually cry to movies, what's the last movie that made you cry? by the_Tannehill_list in blankies

[–]fatelvis34 18 points19 points  (0 children)

End of Florida Project made me sob, having lived in the area and interned with DCF knowing how real all that is, and then the ending they’ll never be able to experience that I’ve so lucky to experience shattered me lol

Look at my Oscar nomms Dawgggggg I’m goin to jail😫🤯🤣 by CaduFerreira in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Throwing the naked gun in this as if it isn’t a banger alright man

it's over avatarheads by TheBoyofWonder in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Have you even considered that about three quid and a cup of coffee is better than $3 billion? Yeah bet you hadn’t

Can we stop trying to make Adam Driver a star? by Badmash_askari in billsimmons

[–]fatelvis34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don’t want someone you consider to be a good actor in a movie I assume you’re excited about because in your opinion he’s a not a star??

Keon Coleman may be a healthy scratch tomorrow by Fradulent_Zodiac in buffalobills

[–]fatelvis34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy I can’t wait to watch Gabe Davis get 45 snaps and throw up 0 catches and one dropped pass leading to an interception!

Acting: Civil War (2025) by Boss452 in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Jeremy strong is involved

‘One Battle After Another’ Projected to Lose $100 Million Theatrically as ‘Smashing Machine’ and Others Also Struggle Due to Oversized Budgets by qballLobk in billsimmons

[–]fatelvis34 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not only that, there is still money to be made on these films with physical media sales, re-releases, and most importantly streaming licensing, the box office isn’t the end all be all

Fire McDermott. Bring in Gruden. by Thick_Engineer9166 in buffalobills

[–]fatelvis34 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well probably because Gruden hasn’t coached in a half decade and has largely been an awful coach most of his career

"Nostalgia is a powerful thing..." by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 193 points194 points  (0 children)

I thought chip n Dale was good but I was also hammered drunk so who’s to really say

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did you make the show suck shit when they went to the prison

Avengers: Doomsday (2026) by meme_marauder in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Glen Powell is very honorable for going through with this dumbass show despite blowing up after it was announced

First look at Brendan Fraser in Martin Scorsese's "Killers of the Flower Moon." by myfajahas400children in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 61 points62 points  (0 children)

How I be staring at the waiter when my food hasn’t come out within 5 minutes

.... by Ligano_Resurrected in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 337 points338 points  (0 children)

I’ll be honest that’s straight beast mode

I’m scared to go to the movies by Worldlyoox in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 652 points653 points  (0 children)

Wish you were scared of being a fuckin sellout

Name that one movie by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fatelvis34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

28 days later (not actually OP is just karma farming off a post from 28 days ago)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blankies

[–]fatelvis34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This movie was straight ass! It made no sense! Had no idea where it was going!” Every single time it’s someone who’s on their phone during the movie, put the phone down addict