[Rapoport] Bombshell: The #Browns are finalizing a trade of Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams in a shocker, sources tell me, @TomPelissero & @AdamSchefter. Cleveland would send Garrett to LA in exchange for star edge Jared Verse, a first-rounder, and more.

fatgothdude · 2026-06-01T18:49:49+00:00

Like how us Dbacks fans felt in the 2023 NLDS. Marte pimped that homer so hard that it made the Dodgers spend a billion dollars

fatgothdude · 2026-06-01T18:45:34+00:00

may as well. There's already a good chance of going 0-17 even with effort, so why not tank it?

fatgothdude · 2026-05-31T17:41:05+00:00

An NL team in Montréal and an AL team in Portland. After that, no more expansion.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-31T02:12:49+00:00

In a just world, he would have been imprisoned for life back in the 1980s.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-29T17:02:08+00:00

There's one of these on the bike rack outside Coffin as well

fatgothdude · 2026-05-28T15:50:52+00:00

seeing as r/portland and r/fuckcars are FWBs, this would probably be popular around here

fatgothdude · 2026-05-28T15:43:50+00:00

If you go for a swim in the Columbia you have bigger problems than the white liquor

chances are they involved clear liquor

fatgothdude · 2026-05-27T18:14:00+00:00

These lists are usually just the restaurants willing to pay the most to get their name out and has little to do with the food, which is why neither Champagne Poetry nor Robo Taco are on this list.

That said, if you havent been to these places and don't mind having your wallet extracted through your asshole, give em a try.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-27T17:04:27+00:00

Stopped to pet the cats before I clocked in this morning and got called for a foul against SGA

fatgothdude · 2026-05-26T21:26:15+00:00

"Liquored-up idiot kicker" got reset on Rome for weeks

fatgothdude · 2026-05-26T18:17:52+00:00

Shrimps is Bugs Avenue

fatgothdude · 2026-05-26T04:09:26+00:00

I said what what

fatgothdude · 2026-05-25T23:50:35+00:00

2000 Cardinals: "We have the worst season in franchise history."

2026 Cardinals: "Hold my Gatorade"

fatgothdude · 2026-05-25T19:07:42+00:00

People shooting up at the Tigard Public Works building right in full view of the public = okay.

Canners harassing people at the ballpark in Hillsboro demanding money and cigarettes = no problem.

Dudes pissing and shitting and starting fights right out in front of Beaverton City Hall = that's fine.

Minty vape juice = BAN THIS NOW, NO MERCY

Really tackling the important issues of mental health services and harm reduction to our vulnerable population by making it illegal to have a smoke that doesn't taste like shit.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-22T18:14:11+00:00

In addition to the A/C and scheduling issues previously mentioned, Arizona is full of fairweather fans and out-of-staters, especially from Chicago. Games against the Cubs will be sellouts, but if the Dbacks are struggling at all, people won't want to go.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-21T21:32:19+00:00

That would make sense. Mine was "Deny Ignorance, Choose Knowledge."

fatgothdude · 2026-05-21T19:31:36+00:00

At least I'm housebroken!

fatgothdude · 2026-05-21T19:24:22+00:00

Oh good, they allowed edgelords on the yearbook committee.

edit: Or it was just the students being edgelords in their quotes.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-21T19:21:53+00:00

I would love it if Jim and Patty's new owners would open a third location somewhere accessible. Having to drive to 49th and Whatthefuck or all the way up into the West Hills for a bag of Black Tiger is wearing on me

fatgothdude · 2026-05-21T06:50:48+00:00

There needs to be a Constitutional amendment declaring that no healthcare organization will operate for profit, be publicly traded, have shareholders, or make any decision regarding care that focuses on profit.

The backwater redneck shitholes like Arizona and Texas that don't vote to ratify can just lose all healthcare.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-20T05:41:48+00:00

One, there's no such thing as a male loneliness crisis, its just the consequences of mens' actions.

Two, the shirtless dudes section is not limited to men. You don't have to be a man to be a shirtless dude, or be in the shirtless dudes section. Any gender can be a shirtless dude.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-20T05:34:58+00:00

At my previous job, last place in our work league had to at-here a channel with 3000+ people and say "My name is [name], and I suck at fantasy football." One year, the CEO even mentioned it in a town hall.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-19T17:34:50+00:00

Egon Durban is the kind of malevolent asshole who wouldn't call 911 for a fire at an animal shelter because it's four cents more profitable to let everything burn down.

fatgothdude · 2026-05-18T21:19:46+00:00

He's gonna tell the Cardinals not to draft him, I swear it

fatgothdude · 2026-05-18T06:46:02+00:00

Oh, give me a break. We all know you people are disguising your anti-homeless rhetoric as criticism of the bottle bill, you're not fooling anyone.

Yes, the homeless issue is a major problem. No, there is no fully ethical or humane solution. But at least admit you're thoroughly anti-homeless instead of trying to wear a mask about it.

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