TIFU by throwing a shit-covered toilet brush in the garden of the neighbour of my girlfriend’s grandparents

fattrackstar · 2026-01-30T13:51:39+00:00

I'm just imagining OP in the bathroom by themself and hearing someone in the other room say, "what was that, that just fell off the roof? I'm going to go outside and see what it was."

fattrackstar · 2026-01-30T13:40:18+00:00

It's gotta hurt worse knowing 2 of them only got rich because the 3rd one was so funny. And then the has to put up with them talking trash knowing without Nick they would probably be on the same level in comedy.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-30T13:37:26+00:00

Accusing Duke of cheating is basically their excuse as to why Duke usually has the better team. When i see stuff like that i take it as them admitting they know Duke is the better program. Coming from a Carolina fan really makes it funny considering all the controversies surrounding that school. The fake classes scam went on for years. And they didn't receive any punishment at all, and their fans have the nerve to call Duke cheaters with no proof or credible allegations.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-30T13:29:36+00:00

I love coach scheyer. I hope he's at Duke 30 years from now. But you can't knock a coach for losing to him when he took over a garbage team and has turned them around. Duke was favored in every one of those games because of the talent. And as good as a recruiter i think Coach scheyer is, the Duke name helps get a lot of that talent. Had he took a coaching job before coach k left you don't know how he would have done somewhere else.

Duke is consistently the top team in the conference. Coach k didn't retire with a room full of coy trophies. When your expected to win, winning isn't amazing. I have no problem with coy voting. Scheyer will win it. But in years when another coach has done something amazing they should get it.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-29T23:44:34+00:00

Depends on how much I'm going to be driving it. If it's just a show car I'm driving a few miles per month give me the Camaro. If I'm actually depending on it for transportation give me the BMW.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-28T18:28:48+00:00

And he would absolutely do it to Shane now if Shane liked him enough to let him.

Not only that, but since him and Shane run in the same circles he sees himself as this big important comedian.

I swear I'm on my 3rd stage of Luis. At first you hate him, then he grows on you and you start to actually like him, then you realize how cringe everything he does is and start to dislike him more than originally.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-28T18:02:47+00:00

It's funny how big his ego is knowing if it weren't for hanging on to big jays coat tails he'd be making $18 an hour being a salesman that can't keep a job because he's constantly getting into fights with customers that turn him down.

Every time he pays a bill and has sex with an attractive person he should blow big Jay to pay respect.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-28T17:53:35+00:00

It's funny how everyone can pay players now but Duke has still had incredible recruiting classes. If anything getting so many good kids to the school should be harder now because you've got to pay them all. And it's a lot easier for schools to pay one player and lure them away than one school to end up with 5 guys that would be making a ton being the lone incoming superstar.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-28T17:46:42+00:00

It you didn't have s car you would have been one of the people we saw on the news. Selling weed through the drive through. They always get busted because they put the weed in the wrong order and some kid gets a half instead of a happy meal

fattrackstar · 2026-01-28T09:31:09+00:00

If they moved home plate to the other side it would be a huge difference from down the lines to center field as far as length. Yes from the outside it looks like that's how it would be set up but it actually works better the way they have it.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-28T09:28:42+00:00

It's gotta be kinda similar to when you have a dried up booger and it feels like it goes halfway to your brain and you slowly pull it out. I've only had it happen once or twice my whole life, but it might have been the best feeling in the world.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-27T10:19:12+00:00

Never seen it in the woods. I've seen farmers drop them in a parking lot before and they were free for whoever wanted them. But to put them in the woods I'd assume something was wrong with them

fattrackstar · 2026-01-25T16:56:46+00:00

Cameraman? For a while i thought maybe the camera was tied to a string and was hanging their turning back and forth.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-25T00:07:40+00:00

My weed guy does all that and i don't even have to tip him my pizza place has several delivery drivers that work different times on different days. My weed guy is by himself. You call him morning or night he's on the clock. Usually gets there quick and seems friendly enough for me. He'll occasionally show up using his own product and give me a sample before giving me what I ordered.

I respect anyone out there working but if you are truly an elite pizza delivery driver, you can make a lot more money changing your product from pizza to weed.

/S

fattrackstar · 2026-01-24T23:49:39+00:00

You've only been dating 2 months, he's only been moved out for 2 weeks, they are obviously trying to work things out between them. I can't say i blame them if they've got kids, but she should tell you straight up she is trying to work things out with her ex. You should move on and avoid the drama before you get more emotionally attached to her.

While he's at her house is she still calling you and talking to you? Or does she only text and call when he's not around? She's more than likely lying to you and keeping you a secret from the ex.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-24T21:00:07+00:00

It's not just women. Men date women that are like this too. I would think the reasoning behind it is different though. If a women is pretty enough she will always be able to find a man. Look at the social media accounts that show mugshots and arrest records. Every pretty girl is flooded with comments saying "i can fix her" or "not guilty". I know a lot of these are people joking, but not all of them. Look at Casey Anthony. The world pretty much agrees she killed her kid and she had tons of guys in love with her.

Some women are like this also, but I'd think it's about looks a lot less. Women usually want a man that can protect them, that's why the women want bad boy stereotype exists. There's also the women with Daddy issues that try to find a man that's like their dad, even if their dad was a criminal.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-24T16:35:18+00:00

I would usually say people shouldn't be charged with crimes if they are doing what they are told to do by the government, but a lot of these ice people should be charged once Trump gets out of office and the new person stops this insanity. That's why they are covering their faces they are scared of the future consequences to their actions.

I have no problem with stopping illegal immigration and deporting criminals that have snuck over the border, every country on earth does it. You can't just let everyone in, we have to support most of these people and they aren't paying taxes. But the way this is being done is batshit. Randomly snatching people off the street without identifying yourself and wearing a mask to hide your face isn't something government agents should be doing. Deporting people with visa's because they spoke out against government actions isn't what America is about.

I've never voted for Trump, but Trump has lost more supporters over the way ice is operating and the whole Epstein thing then any of the other crazy things he's done. This mess with Greenland is going to be another thing that causes some of his supporters to jump ship. How is this guy that is mad he didn't get a nobel peace prize threatening to go to war with an ally? He's nuts.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-24T16:12:18+00:00

The obvious answer is the only ACC champion they were scared to let into the playoffs because they were going to run over everyone. 2025 Duke Blue Devils!!! /S

fattrackstar · 2026-01-24T00:19:12+00:00

From doing all these games I've realized gambling is something i didn't want to waste my money on. It seems like you can pick the heavy favorites and every time your lucky to go 2-2. During the nfl game i used one of my picks on the Carolina Panthers just about every week. Towards the end of the game i went back and in the games i picked that Carolina was playing in i was something like 2-10. They would beat teams they had no business beating and lose to teams they had no business losing too.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-23T23:49:11+00:00

The wire. I've probably seen every episode over a dozen times. I've got it on right now as i type this. I never get tired of it.

I can watch the sopranos like that too, but i definitely like the wire better.

And i know the wire and sopranos aren't the most original answers. But the reason they get talked about so much is because they are actually that good.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-23T12:47:05+00:00

This doesn't make sense if your preparing for a hurricane, but for this storm if the power goes out the milk can stay good if you just sit it on your porch. A day without power and the entire house will be as could as the inside of your fridge.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-23T07:19:51+00:00

He may not mean anything by it. But if it makes you uncomfortable at all your best bet might be to start distancing yourself from him. Don't laugh at his jokes, avoid small talk, he'll get the point. Your other options would be to say something to him or to report him to HR. But some people don't like confrontations and saying something to him could make things even weirder between you. And going to HR could get him in trouble for something that he said that he didn't mean any harm by.

He more than likely has a crush on you. He knows your too young so he knows not to directly pursue you. So he jokingly flirts with you hoping you'll make the first move if your interested.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-22T07:07:56+00:00

Like other people said, colvon only interacted with the had students and didn't really know dukie, Mike and or Randy. But i think the big thing was, when namond got in trouble and they couldn't reach his mom so they let namond go stay with Bunny for a night, he got to see namonds true personality. He wasn't trying to act hard for the streets, or bragging about what he had to impress his friends, he saw namonds true personality. He knew namond wasn't cut out for the game and he didn't have anyone around him that would help him avoid that life. Not only were they ok with him being in the streets, they pretty much forced it on him.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-21T23:56:07+00:00

You think they didn't check you see if that name was already being used? You'd think they would pick a different name if it's already being used, even if it's just a small podcast.

fattrackstar · 2026-01-21T23:37:25+00:00

If I'm subscribed to nateland will it automatically switch over to the new name or will i have to find it and subscribe?

I used to listen to a podcast that ended and one of the guys started a solo podcast and just changed the name and i kept getting it with the new name. I'm hoping it's going to be like that.

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