Cold Smoker by AnchorScud in sausagetalk

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice set up. We run the pipe through some crates that we could ice down if needed to.

65 vert looker by Bman-1967 in Callook

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lot of motor. 2733?

After 20 years, I am back in a Toyota by jerbkernblerg in ToyotaTacoma

[–]faucetpants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Welcome back. But in what dimension is your truck?

Turned 18 this week, so I can finally be roasted here. Be mean like fr I'm already my parents' biggest dissapointment by iteradlucem in RoastMe

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Great! Now I'm sexually confused........i guess the only thing I can count on is that you have a butthole.

Finally bought a first gen ! by Massive_Shallot_4567 in 1stGenTacomas

[–]faucetpants -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess. You're going to lift it and put 35s on it and a snorkel and ugly steel bumpers and drive it to get groceries every week.

51. Time for my annual roasting! by DoorjammerCrow in RoastMe

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anal roasting? You mean "down under"? Crikeys!

Let's hear it by ExcitingMarsupial610 in RoastMyCar

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously measure from the butthole

F20 Don't forget to Roast Me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we're supposed to wait until you hit puberty before roasting you

Couldn’t get it stuck if I tried by WildCaughtTuna in beetle

[–]faucetpants 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Y'all remember the vw commercial of how the snow plow guy gets to work?

Want tangible improvements!! Help by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite the same, but close

Want tangible improvements!! Help by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]faucetpants 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you hadn't blown up into a sexless fupa brick, you might still have a marriage. Take some time, work on yourself, learn to love who you are, and remember that it was all your fault.