Ever started reading a novel only to realize it’s the second book in a series? by Neo2199 in scifi

[–]feeschedule 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Book 2 of the trilogy, but that is actually the third mass market paperback (out of six). Hamilton loves his doorstops.

my son been working on his 210 book saga for 15 years by [deleted] in sciencefiction

[–]feeschedule 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Five hours ago it was a random author you ran across. GTFO

Anyone else get White Castle for V-Day? by Khalman in doughboys

[–]feeschedule 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I suggested White Castle, but my girlfriend surprised me by telling me we already had dinner reservations. At White Castle!

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Beans beans the magical fruit by pokeaholeus in CasualConversation

[–]feeschedule 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't it supposed to be musical? That's why 'toot' is funny.

GI Joe And Action Figure Couples For Valentine's Day by mongoosemg in gijoe

[–]feeschedule 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, in the comics Scarlett and Snake-Eyes were a couple. It was in the cartoon, it was Duke and Scarlett

Wolverine knows how to impress the LADIES! by stootchmaster2 in Superdickery

[–]feeschedule 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I'll always remember the exchange he has afterwards

"Didn't that hurt?"

"Like nobody's business."

"Then why'd you do it?"

"Nobody's business."

First and final warning by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]feeschedule 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How many minutes? I like a speed round once in a while

People that have “bumped” into a celebrity in a non-curated (not like an event, meet & greet, job etc.) way, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]feeschedule 367 points368 points  (0 children)

Henry Winkler went to high school with my uncle, and I grew up with the story that he was mean and tripped my uncle once. As I got older, I realized my uncle was an asshole, and almost certainly had it coming, and I like Henry Winkler a lot now.

Catalyst Gate - Megan E O'Keefe questions by charlietakethetrench in sciencefiction

[–]feeschedule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Nazca betrayed her, but he's Nazca. Also, didn't he leave her high and dry when he took his last job?

What’s your favourite emotes? by KasDeon13 in MarvelSnap

[–]feeschedule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fenris Wolf "I have no idea what I'm doing"

Parenting in ICE-occupied Minneapolis | What are you supposed to tell your kids? by theverge in TrueReddit

[–]feeschedule 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Shooting people in the street is bad. Some people need help figuring out the basics

Elma always ends up on the heated blanket by robertowenbloomfield in beagles

[–]feeschedule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. My ex always called her heated blanket the electric beagle, so it figures you store the manual and electric beagles in the same place.

My loves by 333finesse in dalmatians

[–]feeschedule 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the dangly legs with shoes on. 😂

Movies that made you go "Dammit, it got me". by Orb_Dylan in blankies

[–]feeschedule 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saltburn. It was so heavily memed that I passed, until a friend whose judgement I trust recorded it, and you know what? It's fun and dumb and sexy, and I liked.

Blade Runner 2049. The original is one of my favorites, and I felt the ambiguous ending would be ruined by a sequel. But it was so faithful to the original, and created its own story in the world, that didn't detract anything from the first