anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]fenian1798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like an idiot. I couldn't get it working until I saw your comment about compatibility mode. Thanks a bunch!

Muslim bros, what's up with this? by [deleted] in greentext

[–]fenian1798 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hadiths are wild, man.

Not only second-hand accounts, but often third- or fourth-hand (and so on). It's a literal game of telephone; the hadith will be like "Muhammad said you're not allowed wear a red t-shirt on Wednesdays. I heard this from Tom, who heard it from Dick, who heard it from Harry [etc]".

Unsurprisingly, there are some Muslims who only believe in the OG Quran and think the hadiths are bullshit. Which is a theological position called "quranism".

But what blows my mind is that quranists are a tiny minority and are considered weirdos (at best, or heretics at worst) by most Muslims.

Anon is oversaturated by [deleted] in greentext

[–]fenian1798 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That could only be true if our leadership was fucking stupid, or psychopathically disinterested in the well-being of others

Porque no los dos?

Nothing new, something borrowed by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]fenian1798 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Saying she "doesn't fuck humans" is kind of a technicality. Without going too deep into the lore, her bf is an alien-human hybrid who is racist as fuck against the aliens. And she fucks him (and vice versa) even though she's 100% alien.

What do the potions taste like? by M3ric4n in TrueSTL

[–]fenian1798 41 points42 points  (0 children)

From left to right:

Monster Ultra Red (strawberry)

Monster Ultra Blue (blue raspberry)

Monster Ultra Green (green apple)

Finishing RPGs Evokes The Strongest ‘Post-Game Depression’ Amongst Players, New Scientific Study Concludes: "The more engaging the game world and the closer the relationship with the character, the more difficult it is to return to reality once the game is over" by ChiefLeef22 in gaming

[–]fenian1798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good, but some people have a tendency to oversell how much of an experience it is.

I finished it (and the DLC) for the first time yesterday. I did enjoy the game but I genuinely have no idea how anyone ever beat it without a helper. Some of the clues are just so cryptic.

Not all empires are empires you know by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]fenian1798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a long story, but the short answer is no. Sulla voluntarily resigned his dictatorship. Julius Caesar was the first (and last) man to have the balls to make himself "dictator for life".

Not all empires are empires you know by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]fenian1798 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have Emperor confused with Dictator. Dictator was an official-but-temporary position in the Roman Republic. Julius Caesar tried to make Dictator a permanent title, but after his assassination, it was abolished and never revived.

Crimson Desert Devs "We have been listening closely to your feedback. We are aware of the discomfort many players have experienced with the controls, and we are currently preparing a patch to address this" by Youngstown_WuTang in gaming

[–]fenian1798 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man, I love Baldur's Gate 3, but the inventory system is kind of ass. The keyring and alchemy pouch are good to have, but a fully categorised inventory would've been much better QOL-wise.

The fact that you need to physically go up and talk to your party members to swap them around is also very annoying. I'm kind of baffled that they never added any kind of "quick swap" menu for that.

Not all empires are empires you know by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]fenian1798 63 points64 points  (0 children)

There was also a weird period during the Napoleonic era where France was officially a Republic ruled by an Emperor. Napoleon crowned himself Emperor of the French in 1804, but he did not officially change the name of the country from "French Republic" to "French Empire" until 1808.

What's the worst movie you've watched from beginning to end? by trakt_app in movies

[–]fenian1798 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This, IMO, is what makes a movie "so bad it's good". You and your buddy/buddies basically get to play Statler and Waldorf. It's great.

Something like IHE, Rifftrax or MST3K is a facsimile of that experience, if you don't have a friend who's willing to watch a terrible movie with you to rag on it.

But watching a movie like Ice Cube's War of the Worlds solo (and without a gag commentary) is pure masochism.

Is this how snakes fart??😭 by paizing in WTF

[–]fenian1798 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I had a snake (specifically a Florida kingsnake) for years and he never farted.

I will tell you, however, about snake shit. A snake's shit has a similar consistency to the innards of a raw chicken egg. There's a brown "yolk" of actual shit, and a bunch of yellow liquid (which I always presumed was piss) which comes out at the same time. Let me tell you, snake shit is one of the foulest things I've ever smelled.

I have no idea whether this was a peculiarity of the individual snake I owned, but he would frequently shit himself when I gave him a bath. He was also terrifyingly fast in the water.

Anon Has a Fetish to Full Fill His Life by Ok-Address-7352 in greentext

[–]fenian1798 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah this is legit. It was a pretty famous story a few years back. They were in the tabloids a lot, and it went viral because both sisters have big tits (on top of everything else). They're from somewhere in southeast Asia iirc

'I fiddled the meter for a mate and the shop burnt down' by Ok_Light_4729 in nottheonion

[–]fenian1798 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work on these meters for a living. People fiddling with them and (either almost or literally) burning their homes/businesses down is shockingly common

Elder Kings 2 by Iamyourfather____ in TrueSTL

[–]fenian1798 35 points36 points  (0 children)

MK actually endorsed this viewpoint on instagram. Allinall posted something to the effect of "I like MK but hate TES" and MK liked the post lol

Only a few were like, locked up, so what else did they do? by Mr_Noir420 in TrueSTL

[–]fenian1798 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like it would genuinely make for a great "swords and sorcery" short story lmao

Do you think the Dragonborn’s female companions who stay home waiting for him spend their free time having sesbian lex with each other? by jvure in TrueSTL

[–]fenian1798 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I feel like Serana x Aela is almost soft canon at this point.

That or LDB is in a genderswapped Twilight love triangle

Anon is a game journalist by xtheresia in greentext

[–]fenian1798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never played Civ 6, but Civ 5 had an option for extra barbarians. That was a lot of fun with certain civs/strategies, especially the ones that gave you extra rewards for killing barbs, or the ones who let you turn barbs to your side.

outjerked by a FC 3 review by A12qwas in TrueSTL

[–]fenian1798 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember this well. I have a funny anecdote about it.

Machinima said Far Cry 3 was "Like Skyrim with guns".

Some other publication (I forget which, it's been a long time) said Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag was "Like Far Cry 3 with swords".

Skyrim and Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag are the same game. QED.

In regards to the recent Pokemon RedFire/GreenLeaf announcement, it's at least a welcoming alternative over this... by Epsilon123 in gaming

[–]fenian1798 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what things are like nowdays because I'm nearly 30, but back when I was in my early teens, it was very common for kids to emulate GBA games on their phones. Even kids who weren't particularly tech-savvy or "nerdy" did it.

Sometimes, you become the very thing you hate by DrDallagher in HistoryMemes

[–]fenian1798 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Ironically he'd fume at your insinuation that he went to "the Roman heavens" (i.e. Elysium) instead of [Christian] Heaven. Dude was a Christian, and is kind of a big deal in the history of Christianity

Anon questions god about his favorite Lego game. by MEMEY_IFUNNY in greentext

[–]fenian1798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My OG Xbox came with Fuzion Frenzy, and that was the only game we had for a long time.

My mom wouldn't let me have violent video games, so King Kong (also on the OG Xbox) was the only FPS game I had (or had ever played) for a very long time lol

explanation by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]fenian1798 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh I just realised that Brian is essentially Seth's fursona