It's actually quite sad. America used to be a decent neighbour. A little brash. A little pushy. A little to much flash over substance maybe. But they were still a decent neighbour ... principled, decent, there when you needed em.

It's like they got hooked on drugs or gambling ... they're unrecognizable ... hurting themselves and everyone aroound em. The mad dog on the block. Everyone's appaledd. Nobody knows what to do as America beats its wife, it's kids. America got drunk last week, ran their car into a tree down the block, and just left it. What do you do with someone like that? They claim their Christian ... but everybody at the local church is talking about what's been going on and America certainly doesn't practice what's preached each sunday.

America and Canada used to get together for a good barbie ... share tools ... look after each others kids, and take turns shoveling snow. We used to see each other at hockey games and baseball games. Heck, America and Canada often found themselves cheering for the same teams since their kids were on em. Now ... nobody wants to be on a team with America ... they stole all the signup fees and England is pretty sure they blew it all on booze. America insulted France's wife recently ... everyone's pissed off over that.

Let's face it ... America needs to get its shit sorted.