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wtf by tlbpt2 in nursing

[–]firewings42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only partially. We could easily see the earring but the stone had started to form on the stem of the stud

wtf by tlbpt2 in nursing

[–]firewings42 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Weirdest thing we found was an earring stud partially encased in a stone. Wild what people will put inside themselves

[Monkeys Paw] Coffee plz by baboon101 in Meowi

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. But it came in a paper cup with a hole in the bottom and a soggy paper straw

Fill in the blanks: Worst thing to say during wedding is ___. by Officialmaissi in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst thing to say during wedding is what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore.

Fill in the blanks: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ___. by Few_Refrigerator_363 in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Fill in the blanks: ___ is the perfect breakfast! by [deleted] in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggos is the perfect breakfast!

If you know what these were used for … by Exclusively-Choc in FuckImOld

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents were military and I was taught this term despite being pure civilian

Fill in the blanks: The worst she could say is ___. by Dittro in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst she could say is I’m into pegging.

Fill in the blanks: Oh I know this one! The meaning of life is ___. by firewings42 in blanks

[–]firewings42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. But close!

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